Amanda 'Foxy' knoxy will find out soon if her appeal has been succesful
But if you had to add an adjective to your name, what would it be?

Alt: me and the wife got together 10 years ago tomorrow, tell me about your first love?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:43, 156 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Jesus

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Al Jesus Geordie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

How angry has George Osbourne made you today?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

And how angry has Theresa May made him?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

that's probably a daily occurance, she is a dick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I'm not angry
I'm disappointed.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

OHNOES! Worst of all the tellings off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I'm not even disappointed
I'm unsurprised and depressed at the total lack of brain power the man has. Big businesses don't need extra help, they've got fucking loads of cash, and council tax freezes? Fuck that, £30 a year, yeah, that's gonna get the economy moving isn't it. Fucking spastic.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I agree with you here, I'm sure that £800bn could have been better spent

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

But if it means that a load of people who work for Lewisham Council lose their jobs, then good!
£30 better in my pocket than theirs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Call me a cynic
but my first response to the proposed increase in the speed limit was "I wonder how much more that will generate in fuel duty for the government?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I don't even think they have the intelligence to get there
they just went "Oooooooo, shiny law change to appease thick people with cars go VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

The Clarkson effect

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I quite like the fact there is starting to be a divergance of ecconomic policy from the two main parties.
Not that I agree with either.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I was reading in the paper today how people are renting a place in Greenwich because the comute into london is going to get more expensive.
I was trying to work out the maths they were talking about in my head, but it made no sense what so ever.

Also, I was reading about the "freeze on council tax (terms and conditions apply: only counts on provision of counting inflation)" and thought "How the fuck is £70/year going to make the slightest possible diference to anyone strugggling."

It gave me a mental image of two stressed out parents sitting in their flat, with loads of recpits all over the dinning room table, with two calculators with those ticker-tapes, one saying "I can't belive it, we've got more out than we've got coming in, we can't continue to live here, we'll have to move" and the other going "If only we could make up this £70/year shortfall, then we would be OK".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

HAHA!
I love that idea.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

There was a discussion about this on the radio this morning
and they had some party representative defending it. After being constantly challenged by the presenter about how it's not really going to make any discernable difference to the average UK family as it amounts to one tank full of petrol, all he could come up with was "It all helps".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I reckon it's more to do with slapping local authorities down.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Which is rather silly given how they are desperate to push "localism"

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

They'd rather have people vote out their local councilors rather than MP's

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It doesn't help that local authorities (Labour ones) are happy to make people redundant
rather than use their surplus funds. That doesn't get the national party votes.

I was staggered to read the levels of surplus cash and whatnot the authorities have.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That changes a lot during the year.
It's generally good to have surplus cash though, in case something unexpected happens.
And I'd rather they get rid of anyone they can do without rather than spend money on stuff they don't need.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Agreed.
But the local authority jobs are good, pensionable jobs where the people pay tax and national insurance. They are not McJobs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I've had experience of a sort of localism through the programme I used to work on.
It was a bit of a mixed bag. Having group of people deciding on how to spend programme money isn't a bad idea when they are looking to support social enterprises or community services. Having them want to spend £7500 on paying an electricity bill so a railway bridge can have some pretty lights is a different kettle of trout.

Then again you can say that the State spends money on stupid things as well, so...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I think the idea is that it's easier to hold local government to account
so it should shut down that sort of stupid spending.
That is if the voters bother to look into this shit, but they never do.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

The problem with tax changes are
either you help everyone a little (£70 a year is fuck all but it's still something) or you target it specifically to the people you think need it and have a whole mess of admin.
You can't do both because it gets very expensive very quickly.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Thing is though, they're not giving everyone £70 a year, which is how they're acting.
They're just not taking an extra £70, which is different.

If they handed me £70, I'd say 'thanks, great, ill treat myself', but they're not, they're just not going to take £70 on top of the £1200 or soo they're already taking.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Yep, I know seems stupid to me that with all the cost cutting in local government.
They're even considering raising coucil tax at all. I know it's because they are getting less from central government but really. It's far too high at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It would be better to target tax cuts at lower earners as they are more likely to spend the money they aren't paying in tax
rather than saving it, which is what people on higher rates of tax do.

The simplest way to do this is to raise the income tax threshold.

All this shit about the 50p tax rate discouraging entrepreneurs is just that, utter shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Al, what do you do for a living?
You seem to have (gasp) quite knowledgeable opinions on the economy, yet appear to drive a white van, thus negating them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Little bit of this, little of that, know what I mean?
I get stuff, I move stuff, I can do things for you, if the price is right.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I'd happily scrap the 50p tax, but only when it's affordable and it shouldn't be put ahead of tax relief for lower earners.
I think that whole story was bollocks spun into a big story so the Tory's would look good to the middle classes for a week. It was just some shitty report from a think tank, dozens of those saying anything you like are released every week.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

"Dropping the 50p tax rate will attract entrepreneurs who will grow the economy"
- not Osbourne but some cunt he apparently agrees with.

OH REALLY? FUCKING SHOW ME ONE. SHOW ME AN ENTREPRENEUR WHO *WOULD* INVEST IN BRITAIN IF ONLY WE WEREN'T TAKING AN EXTRA 10P OFF THE VERY TOP BIT OF HIS FUCKING INCOME.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

And while I'm at it
Why do we have to fucking attract them? What's wrong with producing our own?

And how exactly are they going to grow the economy anyway?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Plus they aren't actually earning 150K+, they are running businesses
which pay far lower rates of corporation tax and then they pay themselves through share dividends which attract lower personal tax rates, they have pension schemes, which again lowers the amount of tax, and other stuff to boot.

The only people it really effects are a few people on the margins and even then to a pretty low degree.

I'm quite happy to say it's not a brilliant tax rate to have, but you would accrue more benefit in raising the lower threshold to exempt some people from tax to the amount the 50p rate brings in than you would in scrapping the 50p rate.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Not enough to justify scrapping the tax.
It's just insane to suggest that the people with the most money should pay less tax than they currently do! Most of these people don't pay much tax anyway because they have good accountants.

When INCOME tax is cust for everyone else then the 50p rate can be reduced by a commensurate amount.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

And he would only be taxed on his INCOME if he is domiciled for tax, like.
Non-dom=no income tax or a one off annual payment.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

The sad thing is these counter-arguments are blindingly obvious
but politicians still churn the shit out unchallenged.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Sympathy reply
Also, isn't it funny that when someone is tried in a foreign country, the defendents home country all assume that they are innocent and the sentance is a product of a corrupt and failing judicial system. However if they are tried in their own country the public will generally assume their guilt.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Just like Louise 'Shakey' Woodward

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Bloody Italy.
Third world country.

Where did that scouse lad get jailed? He was recently set free after 2 years in jail.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Somewhere East of Germany
ie: somewhere backward
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Bulgaria.
EDIT: I have edited this, as I'm a bit of a fuckwit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Bulgaria you know,
because you just googled it and changed your answer from turkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*holds hands up*
It's a fair cop, guv.

I thought Turkey because I knew it was in the few days after we won the Champions League. I shall commit Hara-kiri for this most pointless update.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

To be fair every time I've been to Italy it did seem a dodgy place with regards to people with mild authority trying to screw us over.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Italy vs England in 1997 wasn't fun.
The police had a field day. They were battering people over the heads as we were filing out of the stadium.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

It's the us against them mentality
we have here.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

"piss head" I quite like.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

I thought you were a massive drug addict that ruined Gonzy's night?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah but I don't enjoy it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)

you ruined gonz's night?
It was yoru birthday though... so I guess I'll have to allow it this time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I don't think it was just/even me, might have been.
Someone got up in his grill, he didn't like it. Unsurprisingly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:04, Reply)

You seemed quite docile when I was talking to you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

That's what I thought.
I'm much dopier now I'm older. Bit loud but...
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Nobody got up in my grill
Another lonely night.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Always next time, sweetie.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Nonononono, everyone is making this a big thing about nothing.
As I said, it was your birthday, your night, you do what you want. I don't want to be around coked and pilled people, that is my choice. I personally only mentioned it once on /talk and it got pushed to be a big thing. There were 30 odd people, naturally there are some I don't want to hang around or be near, absolutly the same with everyone else, everyone has someone they dont' wanna be around at these things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Relax hon.
She's just winding you up.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Everyone wants to be around me
I'm awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

For example, many people didn't turn up until they were sure Al had left

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Conversly, I left early because I think you are all, every single one of you, to a man, complete tossers.


I fell asleep on the sofa watching the Million Pound Drop.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Did you masterbate to Davina McCall's VPL?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I think I fell asleep too quickly.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Or they just took drugs to compensate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

It suits you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:56, Reply)

'the boobs' Blousie!
I thought I was in love once but everyone kept telling me I wasn't so I guess my first love is yet to come. Hooray!

*bangs head on desk*
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:54, Reply)

So does yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

So does my what?
Oh! just got it : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:57, Reply)

*adopts wrestling commentator style vocals*
And Now! Here! Tonight! Defending Her 14th World Title! BIG GIRLS! THE BOOBIES! BLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*ducks and weaves*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*falls off rope descending towards the ring and breaks neck*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

I t hought I was in love.
Turns out I was just thirsty.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

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( broadsword, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

As murderers go, she's pretty cute

( broadsword, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I'd heard she hates breasts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:59, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( broadsword, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah, loathes them apparently.
Said she was going rid the world of them, that's what I heard.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Some people are just born wrong, she should be burned at the stake

( broadsword, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Or left to rot in an Italian jail?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I'm not sure I can sleep at night knowing that breast hating bitch is still alive, thinking anti-breast thoughts

( broadsword, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:09, Reply)

:-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Alt: Music was my first love
and it will be my last.
Music of the future
and music of the past.

To live without my music
would be impossible to do.
In this world of troubles,
my music pulls me through.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck off with your earthy humour.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Was your first love deep fried donuts?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I don't even bother to cook them
I just eat the dough and drink the frying oil.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Fast food

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Worringly (for you)
that was the first thing I thought of too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:02, Reply)

It often scares me how people on here think like I do
You are obviously all just weird.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I've shot myself in the foot here though
as I now have that fucking song stuck in my head.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Spacehopper balls
for both
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I'd add something blatantly untrue like 'President de Gaulle'
Alt: Never been in love /destined to be alone
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You will with that attitude, missy!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:17, Reply)

She looks up to me bless her.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Except when I wear my heels

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

You can't look up at BGB
her boobs get in the way, you need to take a step backwards and look at an angle to see her face.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I found this out only three nights ago

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

That's alright
I can't think of many people I could spend a month in a house with, let alone a lifetime. I am certain this sentiment is echoed worldwide
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I was reading about this the other day
and the paper said that a jury were considering her appeal. I wondered if this was a retrial and the paper had described it badly or if Italian appeals had a separate tribunal of fact and law.

I promised myself that I would look it up but I haven't done it yet.

I like my name as it is thanks.
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:20, Reply)

"surprisingly inoffensive"

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I think this must mean I'm just really good at winding people up on the internet.

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I imagine you're pretty good at it full stop,
should you choose to employ it.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Maybe I was just being nice to you.
I'm sure someone from the bash is already washing their Honda.
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

You kissed me lightly on the cheek.
I haven't washed my face since.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

To be fair, that's because you're Northern

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I don't think love exists.
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Well said that man.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

one day you will fall in love and realise what the rest of us feel

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Tired, with two children and not allowed to do anything?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm allowed to build walls!

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

allowed told
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I'm allowed to have my friends over for beers on a Friday!

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

+sometimes

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

"Allowed"

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

For 45 minutes
and then no sex for a month
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Ah that was before she lost her baby weight
she's back to normal now.
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Wow, it's like you've gazed right into my soul, man
*falls asleep*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Actually I know where I'm going wrong.
I keep having sex with the men I hook up with. If I stopped being so amiable I think they might stick around longer.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I don't know beegeebee, you moan when you ain't being fingerbanged and you moan when you are
Typical women eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Sex or love?
Both would be nice.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

We all love you biggers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Well from now on in I'm playing hard to get.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Games will get you nowhere BeeGee
Open your heart as well as your legs when love comes along
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Who are you and what have you done with Rory Lyon?

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I'm always helpful, sometimes it's just better to be cruel to be kind

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm curious,
do you guys think that those who profess to be or have been in love have just been taken in by a huge societal myth and have just thought that they like someone and so love must be what they're feeling?

Ugh, what an awful sentence. Can't be fucked changing it, though.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I've no idea.

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Nah. They're just easier to like than the saddos.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I've considered her appeal.
what?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Or more simply
'he's scored her out of ten'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, Reply)

I don't think I said 'I've considered her appeal' at any point during my post if that's what you're implying.

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

No, my fault for not writing clearly.
It was just a bad joke that Amberl has correctly interpreted, but I was suggesting that I, not you, had pondered upon her attractiveness.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

I don't understand your reply, sorry.

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Wait a sec, you're not Al, who are you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

QOTW resident drunk Scarpe

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)

He has an ace twitter account

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

The one who wanted a load of people to add him/her to facebook even though nobody knew who they were?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

That doesn't sound like me, I don't think.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

You were dead drunk at the time

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Ah, well, if we're talking nearly two years ago, then yes, that is entirely possible.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Stay strong at the office christmas do Scarpe

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh no, my mistake, it was someone going by the name of 'skinwah' who wanted me to add him even though II donno who he is or have ever seen him post anything at all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Oh, you're scarpe?
I didn't realise. I did wonder who you were.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Yes,
Probably will change the name back if I can ever remember the password to the account I set up to save it under.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Do keep up Krones
Ever since Rory outed him as having a name in real life, Scarpo has been Hoviso
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I don't think I saw that.
Bad internetting by Kroney.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

In fairness, I kind of outed myself
and Rory just confirmed it. It's not that I care about anyone here knowing my name, I just didn't want to get caught on B3ta at work and have anyone able to make the link quite as easily as I had allowed it to be done.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

That was my finest internet detective skillz like eva

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Your dead cleva and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

But Scarpe has the best real life name ever!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Stormaggedon?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

First Rory does it to me, now you!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Don't facebook so don't know

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Foxy is pushing it a bit, she isn't as ugly as Rose West but I wouldn't leave the wife for her
even though I can see the advantage in having your bird locked up.
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Hahaha.
She would never ask you to build a brick wall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

might ask you to knock one down though

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)