A question...
How do you delete an account on B3ta? I have noticed other users have.
I would give you the password and say "knock yezself out" but I just realized its linked to my email.
(888777555, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Post graphic porn images on every board
The mods'll take care of it for you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

^^ Don't do this
Just message Rob
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Stop being sensible.
I was trying to turn the most limp-wristed flounce ever into something memorable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

For those of us who have filters set in place, I believe that can lead to sites getting recategorised as other things, which can mean they're banned at work
Granted, it doesn't affect me, but there are others here who it could do.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Ok, point taken
Just trying to make the dull little fucker more interesting.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Done. Thanks
I'll remain a reader but I cant now have a decent discussion on this site withou being shouted down or constantly attacked with irrelevant points.
Maybe one day I'll return in secret.
(888777555, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:16, Reply)

You never could have a decent discussion
and that's why you get shouted down.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

NO
I had myany times trid to talk about subjects other than politics or sex but every time it was "thicko facist Tory nonce!"
(888777555, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

probably shouldn't have fucked left wing kids then

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Its true, I shattered Rory Weal's ring.

(888777555, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm going to miss you 888777555
please don't go

:'(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Are you sure you're not mixing him up
with 888555777? Because HE is awesome.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Try not being a Tory nonce,

( Peej, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Actually, you stropped most when people, sometimes even politely, tried to point out you were talking out of your arse.
A little humility goes a long way, especially when you are young and ignorant.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:44, Reply)

I bet you that if you return, you give yourself away.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Don't bother
its not like we will mourn your loss, unlike Noel who was truly awesome.
( Peej, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Why delete it?
If you really don't want to come back, you won't, regardless of whether your account's deleted or not.

It always seems like a bit of a drama queen action.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)

a shit drama queen action.
I think he's worried if he just stopped coming here no one would notice.

He's right, for once.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:45, Reply)

So instead he has to tell the whole board what he's doing.
In typical internet style, he's having a flounce.

A wet flounce, sure. One of the wettest. But a flounce.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Meh, he's just acting like the child he is
and doing the whole 'I'm not talking to you thing. *stomps off across playground with folded arms*
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:50, Reply)

If he had a ball, he'd have picked it up and gone home.
If he had toys, they would now be forlornly littered around his pram whilst he waited for somebody to care.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:51, Reply)

This is very true, Oh Wise Berk.
He's also probably reading this thread waiting for someone to give a shit. I'll wager Even Monty won't care this time, I'll wager further that he'll be back quite soon and laughably easy to spot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Oh
I remember you: www.b3ta.com/questions/dodgyworkethics/post1273030
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Unless you can disprove this logically and using reason and statistics
I stand by my comment.
(888777555, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:25, Reply)

You're an embarrassment, even to the Tories on here.
Now bog off already and stop trying to milk it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake, how hard is it to just stop posting somewhere?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I NEVER WANT TO GO TO MCDONALDS AGAIN SO I'M GOING TO WANK INTO A HAPPY MEAL.... PLEASE DON'T SERVE ME AGAIN.
Pathetic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:42, Reply)

i think you should do this

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I wonder what burger would be the best burger in mcdonalds to masturbate into.
Does it count as any sort of noncery for it to be part of a happy meal?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:01, Reply)

surely filet o fish
or whatever it is, ust pretend it's a manky minge. Or the apple pie, but you'd probably burn yourself on the filling
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

I reckon the apple pie, or for extra rongness, the cherry pie.
I don't think the fillet o'fish would work 'cus it has that breadcrumb coating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

could you split it open and
wank into the insides?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

given how rank those things are
I doubt you could tell the difference in taste or texture even if you did.
(berk, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

Berk, my darling, my love. I'm not going to eat it afterwards. I'd buy another one for that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)