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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have to give an example on an application form of when I have demonstrated fairness and honesty in the workplace. If I state that a colleague had a face like a bag of spanners, but on the plus side she had cracking tits and made a lovely cuppa, will I get marked down for this?
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
You don't want to look sexist or like you aren't in touch with your feminine, tea-making side.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:17, Reply)
"The individual concerned had certain personal challenges, compensated by creative abilities and attributes which were of significant team benefit."
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I will run them up the flagpole and see which way they blow.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)
I'd say my wording would be better than Jeff's.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
The application's a fucking nightmare though. Trying to give examples of how I demonstrate their 7 key values in less than 50 words has been a pain in the arse. And trying not to repeat myself in the "what did you do in your last job" bit and "how do you meet the job description" bit is proving a bit tricky as well. I wish I had a printer, flitting between documents and remembering stuff is a bit of a pain.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:36, Reply)
I think the best suggestion I can give is stick to the positives - "I achieved, I enabled, I attained, I established" etc..
Plenty more of those words. Good luck anyway.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Successfully implemented...
Introduced....
Led a project/team
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Don't see 50 words as the goal, see it as a challenge.
If you can say it in 25 words don't feel that you have to flesh it out.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:01, Reply)
A couple may be slightly over, but they usually allow a bit of tolerance. I've hacked out unnecessary exposition and just stuck to the facts. I suppose if I get an interview they'll want me to expand on examples anyway.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:20, Reply)
I'd offer to help further but I've never recruited for public sector before.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:26, Reply)
You could always run them up the flagpole and see who salutes.
*Hello Sailor!*
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:25, Reply)
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