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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm restless.
I thought I'd found peace in my current home but I'm experiencing the urge to move on. I'm a lot more social than I used to be but I still daydream of living on a deserted island all on my own to paint and keep livestock. I've had this dream since I was young and it never goes away.

What should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:25, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You should move to the seaside.
You'll have a deserted beach in the winter (which is a bit like an island) and people visiting you all summer 'cos you live by the beach.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
And you could play crazy-golf all year round!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
HOw about South Wales! There's nobody there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:37, Reply)
Your next move is into sheltered housing

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, Reply)
Accept your lot in life
I'd love an animal sanctuary but it's not going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Leave some jam on the kitchen floor and start an ant farm.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Must I?
Surely it's better to keep searching for the life I deserve?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:31, Reply)
If you find it
You've beaten 99.5% of us.

(Except Chavs, who live the life they deserve).
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Dear BGB
Your problem is more common than you think.
Perhaps try discussing your need for complete solitude with others that feel the same way.

Wormulus
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)
Nuns?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)
Dear BGB
You would make an excellent nun.
Have you considered this as an option?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Dirty habit lolz.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:55, Reply)
Surprisingly yes!
Unfortunately my hatred of all patriarchal religious dogma has thwarted this dream.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Move next door to us.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

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