I've told all my house mates that it would be absolutely hilarious if she does end up pregnant.
And I'm laughing at the thought of it, cos it would be ridiculous. If it happens I'm jumping off Tyne Bridge.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You'd probably survive.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:06, Reply)

She has text me twice and rang me in the last twenty minutes :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Oh Barry
You have a chance of sex and you're not sure.

Just get in there. Stop fucking whinging. If some bird a few doors down from me was after a bit I'd be there like shit off a shiney shovel.

I'm 43 next month. No hope and Bob Hope.

Do it you silly git.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Well that makes me feel better about my 43-year-old chances
Git.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:33, Reply)

If you're going to shag around
Do it when you're younger.

Shagging around chances don't come readily at a later age.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

She doesn't just want sex.
She wants a full on relationship and thinks we're in one. I want nothing of the sort.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Stop shagging her then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

Dear Barry, don't easily discount the high probability of you contracting an infection or disease of some kind, what with her being a manky horse
That said she stands more chance of catching something from you lols I have no sympathy for either party.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)