One of my housemates is an utter gimpoid and apart from being annoying is also lazy and doing
a degree in advertising. How can I end him?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:54, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I suggest you start with a leaflet campaign.
They'll really appreciate that.

Why didn't you come to the pier Bob?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Yeah, you miserable fucker. Where were you?
We all managed to make it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Err.. .I was there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I know YOU were there, silly.
I was backing you up, and grumping at Bobby.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

He was having one of his 'fat days'.
I tried to tell him that we all love his personality and that his waist size doesn't come into it.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

it'll help his esteem
if you treat him better in the bedroom
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Will you please just gaz me a pic of your cock so I can play with myself

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Had a lecture before I fly out to the States.
I will come to a christmas bash is applicable?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

are you in the states now?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

14th I fly

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

Are you going on Yoda airways?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

^ Annoyed this didn't even get one 'ha'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Are you going to organise a Christmas bash Bob.... I'm sure it'll be a 'Cracker!'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

you are a sweaty jew

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

*flicks the Vs*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Flicks the on switch of the chamber.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Dear dr3wyork
Your problem is more common than you think.
The best way to end your friend is to point out to him frequently that he contributes nothing to the sum happiness of his species.
Perhaps remind him that his career will never be as successful as the individual whose sole contribution to mankind's endeavours was to come up with the slogan 'Yorkie; Its not for girls'.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)