Dear Wormulous
all the spot lights have stopped working in my bathroom, and I broke the lamp I had in there. Oh and the lightbulb i bought to replace the broken one was not the right fitting.

I need a bath.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Captain.
With a lack of Wormy support, might I suggest you light some candles and have a romantic bath for one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

Is that the new euphemism for 'a nice leisurely wank'?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

I suppose it could be.
Although it might be worth putting the candle out first. Unless you wanted to invent the waxing-wank....

*Runs off to Dragons' Den to get investment*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, Reply)

i went for the candles thing
but found i had lots of matches and no matchbox to light them on until i relised i'd used it for a pinhole camera some time ago. So yeah, i just lit a candle off of a camera.

i'm not sure how that all got complicated. I think I'm tired
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Dear Cavy
Wait until dawn.
( WormuIus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

i don't do mornings
oh, and my bathroom is largely underground
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Are you a Womble?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

no the ground just got higher than the house in some places

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

LARPing is a bit of an underground movement.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)