How famous is your friend?
In what field is he famous?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:13, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The field of being a big fat child abuser.
Amazingly Bobby isn't even the best at doing that.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

It's a shame your nonce dad keeps beating me to it, he was telling me at the last convention
he would have practiced on you but you were a greasy deformend little shitehawke so he had to sodomise your mum instead whilst playing the grange hill theme tune at full volume for that extra nonce effect.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Oh Bobby, why do you set such poor standards to your kids with your spelling?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

8.5/10 insulting though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

4LOLZ

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I am amazed Bobby is even claiming to have any friends.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I'm looking forward to your next flounce, hopefully it's brought on by something horrendous happening
to your wife and/or new baby.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

That was yesterday
You missed it. But even Rory's baiting couldn't cause a flounce. Battered is a man of steel now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I saw that, they had to sit in A and E.... FUCKING HELL WHAT A DRAMA!
Man of steel my arse.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Considering you had a mini flounce over literally nothing
I'm pretty sure that comment can be classified as "ironic" (though I'm willing to accept I may be incorrect on this and that the comment is merely "stupid")
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

If you can point this flounce out to me I would be grateful.
I have left for a few days and come back but never once had a bertdown and deficated all over the board.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I'm not going to trawl through the archives
but you suddenly announced "That's it, I'm off" I think it was after Noel did one, and then you disappeared for quite a while before reappearing with a different account before reverting to this one again.

The disappearing is the flounce. The fact it was only for a week or so makes it mini. I never said you had a meltdown.

And neither did Battered, in fact his was even less than yours since he just told a few people he was off by Gaz and then didn't post again until he recently came back.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

and I said at the time that I was going offline for a few days and even said I was going to have a new
account, I am using both if you have noticed and have a few more even you haven't worked out yet. Battered flaked out after an altercation, I have not flaked out or backed down once so don't compare me to that fucking pussy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Battered left after a personal situation
nothing to do with b3ta at all.

And I know you really have to prove how hard you are online, but you didn't say you were leaving for a few days.

And I wouldn't flatter yourself with the idea that I'm somehow going around looking for your sock puppets. But I'm glad your ability to set up multiple accounts makes you feel special.

Hope you enjoyed the books.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

books were grand thanks, just starting the fourth now,
I might not have told you but others knew. It's not all about you al.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 18:48, Reply)

He uses the friend to describe the people that clear away the rib bones and bring him moist towelettes to wipe the grease off his face and belly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Ha. John Cleese to his Mr Creosote so to speak.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Famous over here, stand up comic.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Over here?
Are you in the States at the minute?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Nope, UK, fly on 14th.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

How long for?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Fly back dec 10

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Good luck sir

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Wales?
I can only think of 2 famous welsh stand-ups, one isn't funny and the other is not your mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Which one are you again? I forget who I think is alright and not, I kind of feel you are a tit.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I can't remember how you feel about me.
I don't think we have any beef, but you call most of the threads I post "gay".
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

oh yeah, you are alright man.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I'm a tit too.
but it's usually intentional with me, which is more than some can say.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah man.
How down with the KidZ are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Not at all, generally.
I've come to the sad conclusion that this whole sideways-combed-fringe haircut thing is here to stay. I think it is officially the first Yoof trend that I cannot even begin to understand.

/old.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Kidz don't say yeah man anymore Al, and if you look closely neither did I.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

What about "Dude"?
Do they still say "dude"?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Nope, it's all "blud" and "fam" these days I'm afraid.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

"blud" I've at least heard, although I'm far to cultured ever to say it.
what does "fam" mean?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

family I think but never stopped to ask, just an assumption.
Most of the Welshies say "bhat" or "bud"
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I'm not even going to try Welsh.
God I feel old.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I only speak enough to teach it,
if the topic isn't toys, weather, colours, shapes etc I am fucked.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Most of the kidz near Bobby just say "get the fuck away from me you obese nonce"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

lucky yours cant speak yet then isn't it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I never implied you did. I'm simply echoing your "ending a written comment with the word man".
Do you see?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)