Decision to be made....
Do I watch the Pride of Britain awards and get a bit of grit in my eye as Vorderman tells me the story of the spastic kid who rescued a disabled guide dog from a burning building.

Or, do I watch Minder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:02, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm just waiting for Planet Dinosaur to come on.
I fucking love dinosaurs, me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:03, Reply)

You crazy geek with your 'sci-fi' 'made-up' dinosaurs....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:07, Reply)

Creationist scum.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

ITV3 - Steptoe and son film just started.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

I've narrowed it down to two shows Blousie.
Don't confuse me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Minder, all the way.
Or is it too late to weigh in?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

i'd vote for none of the above
it all sounds rubbish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

That was last night.
Brewster's Millions!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

It's never too late!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Minder on the Orient Express
remains one of the funniest things I've ever watched.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

It is possibly the best film of all time b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

Oh look. Interplod.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I hope you've got this evenings episode on.
Mike Read is in it, playing 'Big Vern'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I havewn't, I'm afraid.
I hgaven't got the concentration levels for anything today. Not even W******* R*** (which I've finally caught up with)
I'm currently flicking through the music channels and thinking about taking some more drugs.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:27, Reply)

You in a lot of pain?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:29, Reply)

I think so.
It's sort of creeping in round the edges, and I know if I don't keep stoned I'll never sleep, so I'm trying to take as many painkillers as I can safely get away with.

I'm just glad this doesn't happen too fucking often.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I'll bet pier-dust caused it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

It probably didn't help.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

The thing I don't get
is that they show Minder through the day as well. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't a lot of episodes have naked boobies in them? If so, are the daytime showings edited?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:15, Reply)

I'm guessing they must be.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 20:23, Reply)

We would've heard about it in the Daley Mail by now if they weren't

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)