Worse conversation starter:
"Mate, you do know that shirt makes you look like a Nazi?" Said to me white at Saturday's Bash.

Best: Is that spunk dribbling out of the devils mouth? Also from the bash, also about my shirt, either Berk or Lampito I think, not sure.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:53, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

'white at Saturday's bash'?
Slight Freudian there old chap
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

all?
edit: Damn, I've been ninja'd into stupidity.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

No idea what you're on about all chap

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Haha.
I thought that bloke was quite safe, but I didn't have a clue where that nazi comment came from. Nazis didn't even wear red.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

When he said "I'm probably more racist than you", you should have said "Most nig-nogs are".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I was tempted
but I didn't trust him, he wasn't off the internet, bloody normals.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

He seemed safe enough, up for a laugh, probably would have taken it the right way.
He probably thought we were right uppity cunts, but never mind.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I am a right uppity cunt.
I don't like most people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Apart from those natty little arm-bands they were so fond of.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Oh'yeah', forgot about them, and the whole swastica thing.
If I have a kid, I'm going to get him to be outraged when the school teacher gives him/her a gold-star "NOBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE ME WEAR A GOLD STAR".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Great Idea.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I remember that second conversation
what a peculiar night.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Can you remember who started it?
I'm now thinking Lampito wasn't even involved, but maybe TGB and Lampito's Hot Flatmate were.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Berk and I were in on that one.
We were outside, I think? So it's possible Lampers and Char were there.

TGB had almost certainly gone home by that point.

This post makes it look like I only care about what women were doing. Which is partly correct, however to even it up, I'm almost certain Stunned was around too.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

How went the bash?
I unfortunately couldn't make it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Approaching a table full of strangers and saying "hi are you off the internet?" was initially scary
but I was well looked after. I had fun. There are some excellent people and most of them won't try to rape or stab you.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You were Lucky
Chompy was too drunk to get it up by the time you got there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I quite liked Chompy
even though he looked like he was going to keel over at any moment.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Shhh!
Don't go admitting things like that, you'll get stalked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

This I find believeable
I apologise that in a conversation about the relative morality of spitting or swallowing involving as it did, some rather attractive young ladies, I rather glossed over your contribution in my memory.

I think Charmander should should change her username to Lampito's Hot Flatmate so everyone whould know who she is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

She was lovely and very friendly with it.
Although she could do with eating a pie or two.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:09, Reply)

She is a very nice girl.
Sadly she rarely posts (on here anyway) so I suspect most people know or her only in relation to Lampers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I am amazed in how persistently the fat, sweaty internet virgin myth gets disproved.
and I don't blame you.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)