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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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best conversation killer was at the pub last night
my boss turned to our new telesales girl and said '5 kids?! You must be a right slag'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
it's annoying that i can't really believe you are bert any more

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:01, Reply)
oh sorry
is there anything I can do to help?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)
fuck your sister

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I don't have a sister :(
do you want me to fuck yours?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
oh god
a girl offers to fuck another girl. i hope you padlocked your gazbox.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Is The Truth Fairy a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
No.
Tangles is though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:19, Reply)
well hello young lady

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:20, Reply)
STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:22, Reply)
But they are lovely puppies.......
Would you prefer a lollipop?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Charlie says
piss off you nonce!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)
have a bertdown?
i love me a good bertdown
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:04, Reply)
that's a phrase I've heard a few times here
but I need more info on how it's done!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
flail around incompetently chucking words and insults at everyone

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)
you have a stupid face and your mother is incontinent!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)
not bad
but needs more personal insults.

at least it is more evidence in the "truthbert is not really bert" file.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)
Hello Bert Jansch

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)
hello scarpe blarpe flarpe jarpe

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)
oi! no real names!

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

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