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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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my new pair of ass-toning trainers have given me such a massive blisterthat i can hardly walk, never mind tone my ass.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:54,
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You realise they are on a par with stuffing lemon juice up your rectum in terms of selling things to gullible people?(, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I know what you mean, Swipey.I'm having trouble getting my donkey to do any exercise, the fat, braying cunt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 14:57,
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Davros, what have I told you about saying things to people that, while they may be true, aren't nice.Calling someone a fat, braying cunt is nasty and might upset Swipe.
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I wasn't talking about swipe,I was talking about my donkey. I call him Hotey.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:02,
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Plus I just wanted an excuse to use the phrase fat, braying cunt.For some reason it amused me. But not as much as the Akabusi porn, which I reread again last night and still nearly wet myself.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:03,
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This is booked in for me to read tonight(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:05,
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Make sure you're comfortableor you may do permanent damage to your back laughing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:07,
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I think I already have*sadfaces*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 15:09,
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