I was really hungry when I was coming home from work and decided I was going to go to the
supermarket, get some chicken breast, slice it and cook it with some tikka curry powder and then eat it wrapped in a naan bread with salad.

Annoyingly, I was so hungry, that as soon as I go in, I had quite a lot of cheese.

I no longer know what I want for dinner.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

urgh
the terrible realisation is that my choice is probably omlette and oven chips or pasta and something or other. Neither of these things is what I actually want. This whole 'trying to make my trousers feel bigger' thing is not going well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I'm not a fan of oven chips.
I'd rather make my own.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:55, Reply)

I can't be arsed
and if I did have potatoes, I'd make mash. Mmmm sausages and mash. Shame I have no sausages
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Do a baked potato - start in the microwave to save cooking time, then finish in the oven. The inside should be just like mash if done correctly. No peeling, no mashing (or ricing if you have one of those gadgets) or messing about.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

i don't have a potato

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

"and that was his first mistake"

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

Sad news Battered.
Uncle Ben died today.

No more Mister rice guy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

(c) book of poor jokes. 1989 edition.
Edit: Sorry we didn't meet at the weekend. I may be in Bristol in a few weeks with work. Will let you know.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I'm still saving up to get the 1990 edition.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

I have copies of NOT 1982 and NOT 1983
As produced by Not the Nine O'Clock News. Found them in the back of the cupboard the other day. TRUFAX
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I've got all issues of Viz from issue 3 to today.
Can't afford to buy issues 1 & 2 to complete the collection.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Ain't you got a stock of Elven Lembas Bread for such occasions

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Never heard of it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

You'll never go questing at this rate Jeff

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

If questing is a bit like LARPing then you're right. I'll never go.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:05, Reply)

LOSER

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:06, Reply)

I never had you down as a LARPer Rory.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

There's loads of hot fat chicks, what's there not to like.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*preens*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:20, Reply)

nah
ran out not long after the elves went west. They won't release their cookbook until christmas, and then it'll be an import
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

LOL it's great being larpers and sharing 'in jokes'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)