That's the thing with that look, the thing about it, is that it looks like comfort and cozy, so looking like however you do without make up and having bed-hair, adds to it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You really don't want to see me without make up.
I'm not one of those naturally radiant girls. I'm extremely shiny, and quite red.

as the gardener said to teh art mistress.....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I'm not sure there are any women at all who are naturally radiant.
I'm surely as hell not.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

*Lowers sights and crosses naturally radiant off the list of essentials*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

The only thing you are likely to see me looking naturally in the morning
is a) sleepy
b) haggard
c) damp from the shower.
(berk, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

the shower slightly smaller than average cock.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

hahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

you didn't really want to cross out "the" there, did you?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Works either way.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

the specific or the general, I suppose

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

C'mon now, let's not turn this into a low-self-esteem game.
Every picture of you I've seen, I've not thought once "Oh man, she's ugly", not in the slightest. Visually you have many good points, including a lovely smile and eyes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm not trying to fish for compliments or anything
but as I have been told on many occasions, I'm hardly a supermodel. And all teh photos I allow to be seen in public have been very carefully vetted. There are many, many more that will *never* be shown to anyone. Ever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

b3th.
Let's be honest here. Both of us (and, I dare say ALL OF US) are unlikely to grace the cover of Vogue.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

I've been in 'Antiques trader' magazine
Now that was a shit photo.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Were you trying to buy a new husband or were you just happy to sell your current one?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Aha. Ha. Ha ha ha ha.
*cough*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Sorry. I was only asking.
:(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

I'll let you into a little secret, the only people who are into supermodels, that I know at least, are actual real life pricks who you want fuck all to do with.
I don't want a show home of a flat, I want a flat I can chill out and relax in and not worry about dropping some pasta on the floor.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Keepin' it real Gonz!
I don't want 'the dream' I want to live 'my' dream.

Is there anything more romantic than sharing a bag of chip-shop chips on a windy promenade?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Yeah, probably.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Like punching a donkey?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

They wouldn't let me!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Roota was upset at the thought of donkey punching.
Assure her that no donkeys were harmed in the making of 'pier bash'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

i shall be seeing her in a matter of months.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Well, if you punch a donkey between now and then, say I had nothing to do with it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I was i listening to "The Ricky Gervais" podcast called 'Philosphy'.
They asked Carl that if he can have the perfect life, what would he change, and he said after a little while "Ermm..... I'd call the gas man and they'd fix the boiler first time".

I really like that, his life to him is perfect, he wouldn't change a thing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Are you sure you want someone you can sit in?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

He's spent too long living with TGB

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

one of the young ladies in our office was wearing one of those stockbroker shirts today
white collar and cuffs and [whatever that bit with the buttonholes is called], blue rest of shirt with a few white pinstripes, you know the sort.

Surprisingly hot look.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)