Bloody hell
That's a surefire way to get your lunch sorted here. One person would be buying them all the time.

Or she would be, if she hadn't been fired for being thick as pigshit.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It keeps you on your toes
as a pastie round is about £15!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

The last thick woman who worked here left for another job the day before an error was uncovered that would have seen her sacked
The MD was gutted he didn't get the chance to do it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

What did she do?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)

She took a dump in the kettle didn't she?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Well, one of the many things was that she *forgot* to invoice a client for a job we'd done for them
They had to remind us, which is obviously quite embarrassing. Especially when the job is for £35k.

As for the final thing, currently can't remember, but will find out.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Oh, I wish you could fire someone just for that.
My last job would have been so much more pleasant.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)