Nobody has said anything about the weather to me
but I did catch myself thinking it was odd that the weather had changed so dramatically in the space of two days. Then I remembered that it was actually October, and had a word with myself.

Alt: I'm astounded that people are still antagonising each other online, and apparently taking it all very seriously. I'm now doing the online equivalent of that thing you do at a dinner party when one of the couples has a massive barney. You know, that thing where you all laugh nervously and try to change the subject to anything else.

In other news, I appear to have a full range of movememnt this morning. Either I have finally taken enough drugs to affect a permanent effect on my system, or my body has decided it doesn't want to destroy itself from the inside out anymore.

Looking back on what I've just written, I suspect the former.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:43, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Morning b3th
Glad to hear you are better

Where are you doing the "calm down dear"?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I don't know.
I don't think I really understand the question.
*cries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

The couples argument bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

A full range of movement?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

She did a big poo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

at Pauls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

It sounded like it

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Abridged version:
Was confused about weather, then wasn't
Drugs fix body
I'm a spaz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Mostly.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

happy to help

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Glad to hear you're approaching full functionality sweetie

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been fully functional
but I'm as close to it as I ever get.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I think you've got your affect and effect the wrong way round
Must be the drugs.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Don't think so.
Affect is the verb, Effect is the noun.

EDIT: That's right, isn't it?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I'm not sure what you were originally trying to say...
affect - to change or make a difference to
effect - a result; to bring about a result
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:06, Reply)

That's exactly what I was trying to say
I think I've taken enough drugs over the last couple of days to achieve a permanent alteration of my physiological system.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

See, why didn't you just say that in the first place?
/campaign for plain English
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 11:17, Reply)

No.
Affect is a verb. Effect is both.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)