the real tits
are those cunts who send out "accident claim" texts. my blackberry has had 4 of them this morning. my law firm does not allow me to use my blackberry as a phone - that's for partners only, and i am just a scumsucking solicitor - so nobody has ever had the number for it. i have no idea what it is. yet somehow they have managed to carpetbomb the world of mobile numbers and find it.

urrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

But think of the £3750!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

which is another irritating point
only the court can quantify damages!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I think I must be entitled to more as I can't even remember the accident I've had in the last 3 years

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

well there was this:
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/22/woman-trampled-cows-yorkshire

But really you should be paying out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Stupid bitch should get out of the way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I bet all the cows were going "Move Bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way Bitch! Get out the way!"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*you tubes*
*starts weekend early*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)