So that's religion covered then.
Given the variation in weather do you believe in climate change? If you do, do you think it is a man made problem or a natural one? If not, why not?

ALT - dunno - something about tits.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:04, 114 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like breasts.
As for the weather, clearly we're affecting it, although I'm not sure if we have enough data yet.

Although it stands to common sense that it doesn't do to go futzing about with a highly delicate system that we could well know next to nothing about.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's the muslims fault that the weather is so bad.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

It's all those mosques pointing up in to the sky that's fucked it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

It's the muslamic ray guns

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I shall look into this.
You may well have a point.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

It's nice that you're pretending to play along with us
but it's sad that you're a bit ignorant, and basically a bit racist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I'd object to the ignorant, and also the racist bit too.
Ex missus is from Barbados, that's a foreign country, where people are a different colour.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

But you've claimed that the islams have banned christmas.
Which demonstrate ignorance.

And despite the EDL constantly going on about how they aren't racist, they just don't the extremist muslims, what it's really about is underlying racism to "those brown fellas coming over here and changing our ways".

Which is why I'm of the opinion that your stance indicates a bit of a racist mentality.

Good job your best friend is black though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

What I said was "Christmas things at school are not allowed",
and said this was a council decision.
I'm not racist in the least, I just don't like extremism.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

No, what you said was:
"I'm not a fan of the Islamicification of this country."

"Try visiting North Manchester mate."

"We don't construct mosques, preach hatred or protest Christmas."

And on every single point you totally failed to defend it in any way and simply moved on to the next until you eventually arrived at

"I beg to disagree on the last statement, friend of mine is a music teacher, and Christmas things at school are not allowed."

And at no point did you produce any evidence that "Islam" was behind Christmas celebrations not being allowed. Only now have you said that it was a council decision, if you knew that from the off, then you bringing that into a discussion about your distaste for "islamification" is highly disingenuous.

My point is, you have a problem with "Islam", don't start saying it's just extremists, everyone has a problem with extremists, but nobody else has started saying they have a problem with "islamification".

And it's my opinion that your problem with islam stems partly from ignorance, and partly from being a being a bit racist, since these two factors are behind the vast majority of people that I've heard espouse your kind of views.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm just off to get a womb inserted so I can have your babies. Back soon.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Is she your ex because you lynched her?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

That was never proven.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I heard he went at her with a wire brush

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I think
there isn't enough evidence to say. I think weather change is happening, slower than what they want us to believe. I think most of it is natural, although we're helping, but not that much.

Having said so, I think as well that, even if it's not our fault that the weather is changing, we should act responsibly and try to generate less waste, recycle, reuse and use more renewable energies.

Alt.: My tits are getting massive and sometimes leak. I knew you wanted to know.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Do you have those pads to put inside your bra, like boobie nappies?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Nope
I got breast shells. I have very sensitive nipples and thought they'd work better. They don't leak that much that I have to use them all the time, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Boobie nappies is the best thing I've heard all day.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:25, Reply)

My wife is breastfeeding. Her boobs look magnificent but I am not allowed near them. I get my own back by making suckling noises which causes her boobs to leak.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

You're bad
Very bad.

Mark prefers small tits, so he's not so excited about mine; although he says it's nice that I finally have some cleavage.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Hahaha
Have you woken up in a puddle of milk yet?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No just a puddle of my own harry from looking at them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I feel the same way
All these American nutters going "There's no such thing as global warming so it doesn't matter if I drive this ridiculous polluting car" are idiots. Pollution is fucking disgusting even if it isn't causing global warming.
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Exactly
They should think of the planet as of their home, even if it sounds a bit hippy. You wouldn't just through rubbish on your home, or smoke it up so badly that all the walls got black, so why do you do it out there?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

There's something rather wonderful about you describing your breasts, and using the word 'tits'
It just seems so unlike you, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Hahaha
Well, the question said tits, so I tried to stay on topic :P
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm fairly well convinced by man made climate change.
And even if I am wrong, there's no harm in acting as if it's definite anyway. That's what I really don't understand about deniers. What harm can possibly be done by trying not to fuck things up?

Alt: When I was really young, I was in the car on a long journey and I sang 'Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?' and my Dad told me to stop and asked me who taught me that grown ups song.

I think that said more about him than he intended it to.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You see?
I had to read your post several times and still took me a while to understand why your father thought that song was rude. Dirty mind, he's got.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Indeed.
The first poem he taught me, which I promptly told a teacher and got told off was

Ships on the water, smooth as glass
I saw a monkey sliding on his ask no questions
tell no lies, I saw a chinaman doing up his flies are a nusiance
bugs are worse, that is the end of my little verse.

Not dirty really, but not the best thing to teach a five year old.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Something is scaping me
Unless you think the word chinaman is racist and kids shouldn't say it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

No, it's teh implied
sliding on his arse/ask no questions

and flies being the bit that gentlemen zip up and down when they need a wee wee, which is rude when you are five...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:05, Reply)

That's my argument against deniers basically.
Ok so you might not believe in climate change, but we are wasting a lot of "stuff" and we shouldn't waste so much "stuff" and we're too reliant on other countries for our energy needs so why fight against the green movement.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Yep
I tried to convince them by comparing their every day lives and how they wouldn't want to wast their money or time, so why wasting anything else... most of them buy food for a family twice the size of their family and end up throwing away a full fridge every week.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Their comeback is always
"the economic damage caused by trying to pander to these ignorant people who believe in climate change will be awful for us all"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

And that's so much not true
Developing countries can't see it yet, because they usually have a lot of raw material, but in Europe and the States, making machinery and factories more efficient means less waste, which means more product/energy saved. The initial cost might be more expensive, but the profits are a lot higher too.

It's like spending money on a car that consumes very little and has almost no emitions. Yes, it's more expensive, but yes, you save a lot on fuel and you recover the money pretty quickly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I usually answer that with "shut up"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

My answer is better

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Shut up

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

:_(

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:48, Reply)

The weather has always* been variable in the UK
*well ever since the gulf stream started you fucking pedants
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

To ignore the climate change is fairly ignorant, I'd say
And yes, I believe we have massively impacted on global warning as a whole, but the refusal of so many places to change to a cleaner power (and also the fact they don't currently produce enough power) will always make this worse.

Alt: I am of the opinion that the best breasts ever seen in cinema are Erika Eleniak's in 'Under Siege'. I am also of the opinion that the worst are Keira Knightley's in 'The Hole'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

What about Keira Knightley's hole being under siege?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

That'd be interesting to sea(gal)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I'd Kest(ral) my eye over it for sure.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Keira Knightley
has no breasts.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

It was even worse when she made that film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:34, Reply)

The best Breasts ever on film
Are Jamie Lee Curtis's breasts in Trading Places. She may not be the hottest woman in the world but damn those were good breasts!
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Extremely good breasts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Timing plays a factor here too, I think
I'm assuming that the two of you are around the same age as me and probably experienced this delight for the first time aged around 11ish when it was broadcast on ITV. They were indeed lovely, but also a significant first (may not have been the actual first, but first enduring memory)

memory mammary
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I just turned 30

( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Alright, you're younger
You probably watched it on one of these new-fangled video thingys then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

They are a very good pair

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

"woman"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:50, Reply)

The vast majority of scientists, never mind reputable ones agree on climate change
Or rather the fact that it's man made. I am not arrogant enough to thing I know better.

Alt, they are lovely and have smashing personalities.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

I remember an amusing interview with a guy on Radio 4 when they said that the main problem confusing people
was the BBC trying to be "balanced" by always having a climate change sceptic on when they had a person who thought that anthropogenic climate change was a real issue.

He said that if they actually wanted to reflect the balance, they should only have a "sceptic" on opposing every few hundred interviews, as that was the kind of ratio you had amongst genuine scientists.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

That drives me insane.
I'm very much pro BBC and happy to pay my licence fee and more if it went up, but their intent to be 'balanced' goes way too far and allows every minority viewpoint to get equal air time regardless of worth or merit.

That's how we end uo with coalition governments, I'm sure.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Basically what you guys just said
I'm not well read on the subject, but everything I've seen agrees. it also agree that the consequenses of not taking this seriously, now, are much, much worse than those of trying to fix it and being wrong.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

It is important not to get confused between weather and climate.
As Chompy said, UK weather has always been variable.
Of course I believe in climate change, this planet is not always the same distance from the sun. Climate change is a natural phenomenon, this is not in dispute. The argument is whether our behaviour is accelerating the current changes, which the majority of scientists (using empirical data) believe is the case. As these people are cleverer/better qualified/have done more research into it than me, I am inclined to trust their judgement.
Alt: I like breasts.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:29, Reply)

*mentally reclassifies Tangles as a Beardy Hippy Lesbian*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:40, Reply)

My milk is green, come drink me

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

*vomits copiuosly*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I thought you would have recognised the quotation

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

My wife his gorgeous tits
Firm and pert. Petite. I like petite but she is petite all over so it works so well. When she breastfed she went up to a D cup and these massive things just looked daft on her. I am quite frankly glad that she's back to normal now. Must be odd for a woman to suddenly have massive ones and then in a few short days be back to normal.
( Peej, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:41, Reply)

She only has one?
Was it cancer?

EDIT - Ooooo, you sneaky ninja.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I dunno, I'm quite used to my cock changing size on a whim.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

It feels weird
I'm usually a B, now a D, and probably will get bigger; I can't get use to them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Do they keep getting in the the way of your face when you're lying down?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Almost
they press my throat when I'm sleeping and sometimes I can't breath.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:54, Reply)

What a fabulous way to go!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:55, Reply)

You're a man, aren't you?
I can think of better ways!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Great minds, sporto, great minds...
piss
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Indeed
I'd have it engraved on the headstone too

Here lies Sportscow
Suffocated by massive tits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Suffocated by s
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:06, Reply)

That's me!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:07, Reply)

+ Choked to death while finally managing to fellate himself but snapping his back at the same time.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It was totally worth it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Hey, it doesn't suck itself

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I think I may have mentioned this before...
But when I go, this is how I want to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I'm fairly
sure that it gets warmer in the summer and colder in the winter. It has done for a long time, and I think it still will for a very long time to come.
(dchurch bah, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I used to know a guy on the PCPro Forum, years ago with a similar username to you.
I don't suppose it was you was it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Al, it seems like you need a hug
You're being even more of an internet cunt that usual

*hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:10, Reply)

*reciprocates*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I like breasts.
I wish mine were smaller and when my grandparents finally pop their clogs and leave me some readies I may get them done.

Any weather is ok with me as long as I have the correct clothing to cope with it.
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:20, Reply)

the correct no
to cope with it and an army of men willing give me a good rogering.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:25, Reply)

rogering cuddle
( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

awww!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

I've got a bit cuddly in my old age : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

This is not a bad thing
*cuddles*
*slips it up the arse*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Spooooooooooons!

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

spooning FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

WITHAKNIFE !!!11!!1!!1111

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

the real tits
are those cunts who send out "accident claim" texts. my blackberry has had 4 of them this morning. my law firm does not allow me to use my blackberry as a phone - that's for partners only, and i am just a scumsucking solicitor - so nobody has ever had the number for it. i have no idea what it is. yet somehow they have managed to carpetbomb the world of mobile numbers and find it.

urrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, Reply)

But think of the £3750!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, Reply)

which is another irritating point
only the court can quantify damages!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I think I must be entitled to more as I can't even remember the accident I've had in the last 3 years

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:35, Reply)

well there was this:
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2009/jun/22/woman-trampled-cows-yorkshire

But really you should be paying out
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Stupid bitch should get out of the way

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I bet all the cows were going "Move Bitch! Get out the way! Get out the way Bitch! Get out the way!"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

*you tubes*
*starts weekend early*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

There's a sweaty palmer on QOTW
with a boner for Miss Swipe.

Although as it's under the question 'Iffy Crushes' that's probably even worse news than it would have been anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Little does he know she doesn't sound as posh as he thinks she does.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

She's Northern
there are no posh people in the North; unless they are visiting on some sort of humanitarian mission
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Too fucking right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Did you write this before my edit by any chance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Too fucking right

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:32, Reply)

sometimes i do
you should hear me talking to clients, dah-ling
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I've never heard a northerner completely lose their accent.
Trouble is, I've been up here too long. I'm starting to sound Yorkshire when I'm pissed.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

linky pleases

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:28, Reply)

1st page of qotw and right at the top.

( girlinthehole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Climate change is happening. I have no idea why
I'm unconvinced about the idea that humans have caused it to such an extent though.

Alt: There's a nice pair on the branch outside. Belonged to Bear Pookie's missus once upon a time I heard
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Are they swinging slowly from side to side in teh breeze and occasionally rotating?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Well they're no longer black
so I guess his aim was achieved
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)