the jobsworth cunt I encountered at the royal mail delivery office this morning
supposedly open til 12.30, I rock up at 12.25 and all is locked and dark. So I wandered over to the nearest employee and started to politely make my case. You can't come in here, he spat indignantly. We're closed.
But it's not time yet, and I really need to pick up this thing or you'll return it, because it's recorded, and I can't get here again until next weekend..
Not my problem. We've all gone home. And you're not supposed to be in here, get lost before I have you escorted from the premises.
Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I was so bloody polite to him as well.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

You should have torched the place.
But you'll have to settle for being terribly British and writing a strongly-worded letter.

Including teh word 'cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

You should write and complain.
You can't go wrong with a nice letter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

He was just so offensive
and I was like 'but I was only asking, calm down!' what a fucking douchebag. That put me in a bad mood for nearly an hour, but I've been doing my masterchef thing for the last two, so I've calmed down a bit now.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

What is your masterchef thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm making homemade pasta dough
because I want to make ravioli with it. Merguez and pumpkin, to be precise. And I'm also making about two weeksworth of soup for my lunches. Om nom nom.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Sounds fab.
I'm still none the wiser how this relates to Masterchef though.

Is TB looking forward to some homemade pasta?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Because it's all impressive and stuff
stop making my afternoon's cooking feel ordinary :(

He'd better be, since it's for him.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Well I hope you post some photos of your ravioli*
*For some reason, that sounds rude.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

If they go well, perhaps.

(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)