Attack the Block is not too bad, I suppose
but it made me very, very cross at teenagers in general, and people who talk in that annoying patois, like, innit blud, you get me? Allow.

What have you enjoyed that's also made you incredibly cross/annoyed/pissed off? Apart from anger wanks, obviously.

Alt: Saturday afternoons. What are they good for, assuming you don't want to suffer the complete and utter nightmare that is 'town', or 'other people'?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:48, 98 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

the next generation will always use language
to piss off or confuse the previous generation.

I'm annoyed that my life is so goddam boring right now. How did it get like this? Everyone seems to have someone, i can only surmise there is something seriously wrong with my personality.

fooorrrveeeever aloooooooooone!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Buck up Caves, could be worse.
remember marriage?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You're not allowed into the Glorious Survivors or Divorce yet.
unless you're on your second already.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

No, I'm still on my first.
But I married a bitter divorcé, if that helps...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Probably helps you.
most people do a better job second time arround.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

fair point
but i'd quite like someone to make me cups of tea again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

*Puts the kettle on for Cavy*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

it's nice to know I'll never go short of internet tea
:)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Well, if you lived somewhere civilised I'd offer, I make a wizzard cup of tea me.
but I know what you mean, it's the company that you miss the most.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

this
and the whole thing where you find yourself a gooseberry in all social situations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

some, not all.
but I know what you mean.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Your husband used to make you tea?????

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I made my wife coffee every morning
can't recall her making me tea when we were married.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

yeah. Cooked, too
but there's only so many lies that makes up for
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Here is something what I have learned in my many, many years of life
There is nothing wromng with your personality. If you make yourself match up to someone else, neitehr of you will be happy. You have to be yourself, and all that nonsense.

Also, don't look at other people's situations and assume they are better than your own. You never know what's going on behind closed doors...

/preach blog
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

oh poor b3th!
*hugz*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

*kissez*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Being yourself is utter codswallop IMHO

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

'self' is a construct
who the hell knows which bit is really themseves?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

What I meant was
I used to pretend I liked certain types of music etc, and taht I wouldn't rather spend all evening indoors watching comedy DVDs, Star Trek and stuff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

s'not.
You OK? it's only a silly film.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You and me can hook up and become mad old cat and guinie pig ladies.
Although I have a few years ahead on you.

I just watched Jane Austen's 'Persuasion' and become quite out of sorts.
( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Not surprised, AUstin blows goats.
hiya beej.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

A bit sad so I'm off to bed.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Ah, it's saturday, isn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Not in the mood for that.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

srs bsnz
*huggles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

already?
wow. *big hugz*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I was recxently made to watch Pride and Prejudice
and fell completely in love with Colin Firth.

*sighs*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

i only read pride and prejudice at school
therefore I hate it.

I think it's the crochet and pets combo that makes official spinsters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I thought your life was quite exciting at the moment.
New job, a house to buy, some sort of degree thing I don't understand and a rapey guinea pig.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

yeah somethings are cool
but the house things scares me - it's like i've finally conceeded i live in this shitty city - and outside of work I'm just constantly bored.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Battle of The Bulge passed a few hours but was very shit in many ways.
Alt: fuck all that I can see.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I may have to turn on my radiators for the first time at this rate.
I'm trying to configure some home cinema software and having my fingers going blue and stiff is not helping my concentration.
( Kroney, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

I was just thinking this, but will try to put it off for another day.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

Heat would probably help you feel better quicker.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

hot water bottle and a snuggly blanket

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I have a blanket
and it's not cold, I'm sitting around in a t-shirt and bare feet, it's still like 14 degrees outside.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

balmy!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

This is Lahndin.
not some benighted colony like Wales.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I have the circulatory system of an 80 year old
My extremities are being bitches.
( Kroney, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I thought you were a perfect physical specimin?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

'Home cinema' eh?
are you sure it's your fingers going blue and stiff?
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Saturday afternoons are for watching sport.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I refuse to believe you
What is sport?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

It's things like football.
It serves are a reason to leave the pub for a couple of hours.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Strange that such a reason could exist

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

How are you feeling today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Really tired
and seeing the consequences of my mother's visit in terms of weight. It's my birthday tomorrow, so I'm going to exercise my birthday right to sleep
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

How are you going to celebrate your big day (aside from sleeping)?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I'm not. I hate birthdays (mine)
I'll have a party or something nearish the end of October, but the day itself always depresses me
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

Why not go back to Weston Super Mare and issue some JUSTICE.
That would make your birthday quite special.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

sport is rubbish

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

How is the archery going?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

only been that once
i go 5 more times then i can join The Bowmen of Gower if I want.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I hope you do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

then west wales will be slightly safer from anglo saxons
especially in cases where their need someone who shoots left handed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)

You take that back!
Sport is ace!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:54, Reply)

the only ace in sport
is that thing in tennis.

sport is dull and encourages interminable tribalism
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Maybe so
but well-played sport is rather excellent to watch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

i watched a bit of the last olympics
mainly the tae kwondo (as i was doing that at the time) and was impressed for a few minutes, but it just doesn't hold my attention
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

nah, tis crap

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

the jobsworth cunt I encountered at the royal mail delivery office this morning
supposedly open til 12.30, I rock up at 12.25 and all is locked and dark. So I wandered over to the nearest employee and started to politely make my case. You can't come in here, he spat indignantly. We're closed.
But it's not time yet, and I really need to pick up this thing or you'll return it, because it's recorded, and I can't get here again until next weekend..
Not my problem. We've all gone home. And you're not supposed to be in here, get lost before I have you escorted from the premises.
Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. I was so bloody polite to him as well.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)

You should have torched the place.
But you'll have to settle for being terribly British and writing a strongly-worded letter.

Including teh word 'cunt'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

You should write and complain.
You can't go wrong with a nice letter.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:23, Reply)

He was just so offensive
and I was like 'but I was only asking, calm down!' what a fucking douchebag. That put me in a bad mood for nearly an hour, but I've been doing my masterchef thing for the last two, so I've calmed down a bit now.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

What is your masterchef thing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

I'm making homemade pasta dough
because I want to make ravioli with it. Merguez and pumpkin, to be precise. And I'm also making about two weeksworth of soup for my lunches. Om nom nom.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:29, Reply)

Sounds fab.
I'm still none the wiser how this relates to Masterchef though.

Is TB looking forward to some homemade pasta?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Because it's all impressive and stuff
stop making my afternoon's cooking feel ordinary :(

He'd better be, since it's for him.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

Well I hope you post some photos of your ravioli*
*For some reason, that sounds rude.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

If they go well, perhaps.

(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:37, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:39, Reply)

Fuck this, I'm off to buy a rug to cheer me up.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)

it must be bad, then
how impressive will this rug be?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)

turned out to be 2 rugs.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

how exciting are they?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:21, Reply)

mostlt black with a red and white vauely oriental border.
a fuck sight more exciting than the ratty brown carpet they will cover. I may get neckid and roll on them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

please, no pics

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

OK then.
They are probably quite exciting by welsh standards.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:32, Reply)

i used to own a rug
true story
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:34, Reply)

you will again Cavy, you will.
I own.... 6 now, which would be inpressive for a 1 bedroom flat if they were not all cheap and covering bits of shitty carpet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:38, Reply)

i'm hoping i instantly start caring about stuff
like that when i own a house. I could just make rugs, i suppose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:41, Reply)

I careed more about not having to look at this shitty carpet anymore.
most of my flat is covered in rugs, throws blankets etc. they cover the shitty furniture and décor, you can take them with you when you leave and give what has charitably been called a bohemian atmosphere.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:47, Reply)

I didn't know you were bald.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Even nwith my outrageous hairpiece?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

picking up a hooker won't make you feel better :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

it might, but not one from new cross.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

right
which film currently on iplayer is worth watching?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Importance of being Ernest

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

a HANDBAG?!
i've seen it at the theatre, is this a good version?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I'm not actually sure, I haven't seen that version
The Colin Firth one was rather good.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

i hope it has hot guys in it
will get cup of tea, then watch. Slowly i will up my film knowledge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I'm doing iPlayer at the moment
catching up on BBC comedy. I'm right in tghe mood for a good laff.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:12, Reply)

You'll DEFINITELY
not find that on BBC3
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:22, Reply)