God, the thread below is depressing.
You can go on a holiday to anywhere, in any period of history, with anyone you want. Everything is paid for. Where do you go, and with whom?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:17, 49 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd either go to woodstock in 1969
Or to Bondi beach circa 1965. In either case, with the entire Swedish women's volleyball team and an endless supply of whisky.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:20, Reply)

does it have to be real?
I would like to go on holiday in the Serenity or the TARDIS, preferably with David Tennant
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:24, Reply)

and maybe some hot aliens

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

one of which is a massive jelly-like beast
we can all jump about in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:28, Reply)

there's probably anohter one
which is big and purple and fluffy, like a giant, sentient armchair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:33, Reply)

You want to go on holiday
With Mr Blobby?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

hellno!
he's pink
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Camping holiday in The Lake district in the late 1970s
I'd take Pauly Paretti and some weapon's grade weed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 17:43, Reply)

I'm going to the pub this evening.
Where are you going?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Nowhere
except possibly to the rowing machine. What'll you be drinking?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:04, Reply)

Lager I'd imagine.
Failing that, JD.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Just don't go for the straight vodka

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I like neat vodka.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:13, Reply)

I like messy vodka.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

I'm not going anywhere either
tennis boy seems to have decided he's not coming over. I say seems to; what he's actually done is told me he'll get back to me and failed to do so despite prompting.

So I'm going to have some of the soup I've just made and a joint.
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Enjoy. He's a lazy bastard
and doesn't deserve the ravioli
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:56, Reply)

I spoke too soon
he's on his way over and I am unshowered, pyjama'd, and I've already eaten. Oh well...
(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Shame. I was about to cancel going to the pub and invite myself over for a go on your ravioli.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

RUDE.

(berk, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I'd have got some wine in.
I'm not without a bit of class.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:03, Reply)

You insinuated you could fit a wine bottle
in berk's ravioli. That's without class
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

No, but it's one hell of an image.
Before you say anything, I am wearing my top hat while I type this, so it is de facto classy.

Also I just totally used Latin.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)

staying in, resting.
This is very dull. I'll have to wash up soon as I've run out of mugs. I might have some hot honey lemon and whisky later.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Why not get a take out.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

might order pizza
dunno, I'm bored of most of the usual stuff.Will see if the pizza place do something new i've not had.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Have ordered pizza and listening to choons.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETy1n4jm_Jw

not that anyone has the taste to appreciate this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

I used to like the wildhearts when I was 13/14/15.
That's not a value judgement, just a fact.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:07, Reply)

They remain one of this best bands on this or any other planets.
This isn't a value judgement either.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

weirdly, I had My Baby is a Headfuck stuck in my head earlier.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:11, Reply)

Good choice.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

they were briefly entertaining
Atari Teenage Riot though, now that is fun music. Destroy 2000 Years of Culture especially.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

you're kidding, right
i've got this album. can't listen to it often, but it is fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Nope. see above.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=omn1yYqSfic
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

more of this kind of hthing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)

As you ask so nicely.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsVOjydfWRw
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Oh man, I really really fancy that, you can put some ginger in it too

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:54, Reply)

I might have some ginger, somewhere I shall see.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:02, Reply)

Just got back from the pub.
Have opened an bottle of rioja and will cook beef wellington once the baby has settled. So probably about 1am.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)

I'd go back to your mum's house for a week of shagging about 10 months before you were born, getting her knocked up, so you'd deffo be my son.
And then travel back to current times and laugh at you because I knocked up your mum and done a runner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Tudor England.
On my own. As a Lord. Not a serf.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Island on the west coast of Scotland for the whole summer at any year by myself.

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Knowing your luck
You'd still be able to hear Paul McCartney on a neighbouring island making a load of noise about the Mull of Kintyre.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:18, Reply)

He sold Mull didn't he?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)

egg?
that's where me and my mates were running logistics from in one of Mark Chadbourne's books :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Wut?

( girlinthehole, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Egg is an island off the west coast.
Scotsman lols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)

there's a island off west scotland called egg

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:23, Reply)

I KNOW.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:24, Reply)

GOOD

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 19:27, Reply)