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A gentleman should always wear cufflinks with a double cuff shirt. Never a single cuff.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
What about dressing to the left or right?

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)
right at nthe moment
left when I'm on me bike like.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Hello gorgeous.
Always to the left.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)
This is good to know.
Especially when sticking my hand down someone's pants.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Do more of this. The practice will not only cheer you up (possibly make you laugh if it's a small one) but it's a skill all women about town should have

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)
Gev

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
whut?

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I'm a bit squiffy.
Ignore it : )
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Hokay.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I used to assume that I dressed to the left, most men do.
But then I had to check and it turns out I dress to the right.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Of course.
I find it hilarious when men do that. It's like they automatically equate cufflinks with dressing proper. It's also like when people misuse reflexive pronouns, they think it sounds good but just makes them sound thick.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

I am too tired and have had too much rioja to know what a misused reflexive pronoun is. Not that I know when I am awake and sober either.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Sending an email which ends with something along the lines of
'If you have any problems, please speak to myself'.

Or asking someone to send a document to 'ourselves'.

It's just thickness in action.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Ah!
I have hated this habit for years. It appears to be a growing problem too.

Now I can say to people "please do not use a misused reflexive pronoun when addressing me". Ta for that.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)
I would like to thank you for sending myself this message.
Next up- twats that spell 'lose' with two os.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)
+and arn't lysdexic.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)
There is a difference between dyslexia and being a bad speller.
One is a diagnosable condition affecting learning, the other is down to thickness and bad schooling/ parenting.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:47, Reply)
it's even possible to be both.
like me.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)
I'm just lazy and old and too used to spellcheck.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:51, Reply)
and this.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 22:52, Reply)
tits

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
I have tits.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:00, Reply)
this is good
although so does bobster.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)
No, he has moobs.
2nd class tits.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:03, Reply)
hairy tits.
not as good.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)
you still would internet wierdo

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)
If I ever meet you at a bash I shall titty fuck you to within an inch of your life.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
Lol

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
shall i shave or do you prefer au naturale?

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I'll bring a cut-throat and shave you my self.
don't want you stubbly.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
slut

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Yup.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:17, Reply)
u lucky devil

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I no rite.
I'm in demand.
(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:06, Reply)
we should frame them

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:08, Reply)
I'd rather have a single and ardent admirer.

(, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:13, Reply)

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