But what to have for lunch.....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

tomatoes on toast
with balsamic vinegar and basil
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Needs more dead animal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I thought you'd like to see this Captain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=no8kiLDFeD4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

yay!
i loved the singing corner - i had this on video. Oh and me and my mates made a club called the Pantologists, which was us making up history about pants swinging and studying ants and their pant swining styles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

And you wonder why you're single....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

hey! that was when i was 11 or something!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

But you still sound somewhat proud of having been a member of the Pantologists.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

ummm
well it was creative...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

heh
*Just wishes I could have joined*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

that sounds suspiciously like haute cuisine by your standards..

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Did you shower or snooze berk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Erm, neither.
although I showered eventually.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

What are you doing with the rest of your day

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I'm going to tidy a bit and put some laundry on
and I might do a bit of painting and piano playing.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Are you working on any particular painting at the moment
Or are you thinking of starting something new?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:01, Reply)

I'm doing something for tennis boy's flat, assuming/as/when he finally gets his mortgage
it's of an MGB, because he's got one. It might turn out terribly terribly crap though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Nice.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Should it turn out acceptably, I may post a picture
I also owe you a photo of a ravioli. Is the singular raviolus, do you suppose?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

What I'd really love berk
Is to see a picture of your MGB painting, but you've photoshopped a photo of the ravioli to the front grill where the MG badge would normally be.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I don't do photoshop.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

We'll you have to send me two photos and I'll have to imagine how it would look.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

i had an epiphany the other day

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Bloody hell, you'll be making meals with actual ingredients soon
good for you.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:57, Reply)

no, it was just this one thing
i had some tomatoes and due to the chutney-making-incident found I owned balsamic vinegar. I started putting it together like it was someone else controlling me - WOAH! anyway, it was nice.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

6 pints and a wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Can't I have 6 wanks and a pint?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:39, Reply)

or 6 pints of wank

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

6 wanks would make a pint, for some people

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Not me though, can you imagine gushing out a pint, it'd almost be painful.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It'd be like in cartoons when a fire hydrant gets knocked over
and one of the characters is on top of the gushing water.

Except it wouldn't be water, it'd be spunk and it wouldn't be a cartoon character, it'd be your girlfriend. That would make your cock red and metal, but I think I'll gloss over that bit.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 13:58, Reply)

The stuff that goes on inside your head worries me.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's the lumps on the sides of the fire hydrant that worry me.

( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Eww.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

Also the fact that in an emergency
the Fire Brigade are going to come along, hook up to my gonads and splurge me all over a building.

I kind of wish I hadn't gone down this mental road, now.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How would they hook you up?
it'd have to be like some kind of milking machine. And I'm not sure the firemen would be particularly happy about having to fluff your hose, so to speak.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Not if they've already had to slide down a pole at the station.
Before polishing their helmets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I'd really rather not think about it
I've only got one place you could jam a hose into my body and it's not an idea I'm terribly comfortable with.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I guess it could work like one of those decent super soakers with the pump.
Someone stands behind you, pumps it up, aims and then presses down on sweet spot to shoot it out.


( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I've seen videos where that's the general idea, yes.
I'm not convinced it would put out a fire though.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I just Oh Grim'd myself.... "Maybe not a fire, but you could blow out some candles on a birthday cake".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Nobody would want to eat that cake after you put out the candles.
That's a fact.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

Yeah.
that sticky white stuff is usually icing...
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I guess you could eat around it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Can you imagine how sticky and goey someone would be after that?
They'd need a scalding hot shower.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I wonder if you save it up a little bit 'till it solidifys a bit, you could scalp it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

You could help the council save money
by resurfacing their roads for them
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I wonder what's on a porn star's CV.
I want to see a porn star's CV now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I saw one of those through work the other week. True story.
It was rather boring.
( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Was it laminated?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

You'd need to get the Vax out too

( Kroney, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Oh Jeff, I'm not sure, not sure at all, not in the slightest.
I've got to have lamb chops tonight, on account of if I don't eat them, then I had might as well bin them. I think I'm gonna do them plain and eat them with a chili jelly that I've got, with some potatos and aspagous.

But for lunch, I think I fancy a KFC, I don't normally fancy a bit of KFC but I got a real wanting for one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Don't get a KFC Gonz
You are so much better than that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I know I'll regret it, but I really want a zinger tower burger meal thing.
I'll give it a miss, but I need an alternative.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

How about having some chicken with a bit of chili olive oil and some soda bread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not really in a cooking mood, I'll be cooking later on tonight.
I might nip down ASDA and pick up bits'n'pieces for the week, see if I can some stuff so I can construct a pizza or something after work, that's quite easy to do. Maybe I'll get some inspiration while wondering about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Well, that's a turn up for the books, Ma' is having lunch with a friend down the road from me and I'm gonna join them.
RAWK'n'RAWL ^^
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)