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Feeling better?

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
A bit more human, still deaf though.
I'm going to risk heading up to Camden in a few hours to meet Darth for drink, see is a vigorous buggering will shift whatever's wrong with my ear.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Really?
I think you're doing it wrong in that case.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:32, Reply)
meh, it's probably just blocked, but as far as I can see getting the doc to syringe it is the only answer to that.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
I'd be more concerned with how he managed to get ear AIDS

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Once you go black, you go deaf.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Pardon?

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
It's a quote from family guy
which will be entirely lost on you if you haven't watch the episode.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I've never seen Family Guy.
I'm sure I'm probably missing out, but I don't care.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
The first few series were good
I haven't watched much of the new stuff because it was pants.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)
I've just had a toffee crisp.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I've just had a caramel
it had been in the car during the hot weather so it looked terrible, but waste not want not.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
I've not had a Cadbury's caramel in ages.
I'll try and resolve that next week.

How did the painting go this afternoon? Did you make tennis boy drape himself over the bonnet of the car whilst you started sketching?
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)
Pfft, no
he's at work, and I haven't told him I'm doing it in case it turns out shit. I'll surprise him with it if it's good. So far it's so-so, I'm having a rest whilst I get the crick out of my neck and knees from sitting hunched over on the floor.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Well I hope it turns out lovely, and that tennis boy is dead impressed
And that he doesn't sell the car before you finish it.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)
Nah, he'd rather sell a kidney than his beloved classic motor
I know this for fact.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Does he love his car more than he loves you?

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Oh, almost certainly.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
That's a shame berk.
I building up to a 'old banger' joke.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Say hello to Darth for me.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)
I shall try to remember.
Monty may be there too.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)
Well don't say hello to Monty.
Just say hellp to Darth. :)

Only jestin' - say hello to both of them.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
will do, assuming mongomery shows

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
I read this as monogamy

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
it is missing a T to be fair

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Give him a hug and a reach around from me

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)
Will do, although i'm not sure hugs would be welcome.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)
I'm sure they'll put up with a manly embrace if there's going to be a reacharound as well.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)
it's more the coughy, snotty, possibly infectious nature of the hugger I'm thinking they might object to.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)
Make sure she doesn't accidently put his penis in your bum and then do that trick where they spit on your back so when you trun around they spunk in your face.

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)
sounds like you speak from experience Gonz.
I'll be careful.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Oh I hope he goes for an Angry Pirate.
He would win at Being a Man.
(, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

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