Bleugh lager.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hey berk.
How is the painting looking now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

Erm, well I stopped hours ago when the light went
but not bad, actually. Lots more to do but potentially promising.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Nice.
Done owt fun this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:04, Reply)

I had soup
and I've been on here.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Souper!
Second week in work tomorrow. You'll be expected to know shit!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:10, Reply)

I'll be expected to deal with shit
actual poo features in my job now. I think I did quite well for a first week at work though, but I was right about the workload, it's all go go go.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

poo like what that Gillian McKeith pokes at
Or just 'general shit'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Nope, actual poo
I have the gloriously unenvious job of making what I call 'poo soup', which is used to detect presence of typhoid.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

science is ace

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I found a chunk of entirely undigested baby sweetcorn in somebody's sample last week :(

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

What do you call the poo soup when you're looking for PG Tips?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

you only get an oooOOooo
with typhoid
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Oh christ Cavy, get out of my internet
you terrible, terrible person.

EDIT - and you as well Jeff, for setting that one up.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

man, I must be getting
jeffitus, I've been asked to leave the internet twice in one thread
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

haha!
I love it when I get a LTI.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Fine Superhero name

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

some lager is OK.
But most of the stuff we get over here is gash. Staropramen (probably misspelt) is OK though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I've had that, it's just about palatable
has your ear been buggered in to submission?
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Nope, ear still shit.
Star is decent, but if you can find a good german pub Zeitgeist in London is the only one I know if can change your perceptions. Germans know how to do beer, and this is coming from a life-long bitter and ale man who is not a lager fan.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:06, Reply)

Peroni is lager isn't it?
Peroni is nice.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Peroni is also good
and yes, lager.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

*feels validated*

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Oh, I don't mind weissbier
I have discovered it gets me absolutely hammered, however.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I'd go for American myself
They do beer in lager conditions and it's good.

There's a Scottish brewery - Schallion? - that do a fermented lager. That's ace but it gets you pissed from your feet upwards.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:11, Reply)

Best way to get pissed.

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:12, Reply)

You feel perfectly fine until you go for a wee
Then you fall flat on your face.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Only yank beer I know is Bud
which is piss water.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

Budvar's alright though.
Budweiser is piss water.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Budvar's chzech though.
also won a law suit with Budweiser over the name, which was nice.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Yank beer in Yank land
Is excellent.

It means a 3500 mile detour but it's worth it.

They've got into the microbrew thing over there big time.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

The Czechs are also expert lager-brewers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)