i could really go for some ice cream about now
why aren't there ice cream vans at this time of night?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:20, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I think I've still got a Nestle mint crisp left in the freezer if that helps.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:22, Reply)

only if you can throw it 80 miles

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I could flush it and you could pick it up on your side of the Severn.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

I dont' live close to the sea
but I am fairly sure you're right about swansea bay being mostly effluent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

It might be easier for you to drive to the shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

they are all closed
and I'm only wearing a towel
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Expecting visitors?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I've got the bowl ready for the keys and everything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Hell yeah!
B3ta wife swap.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*Trades in Blousie*
*walks away with a new power drill*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

: (
Rejected again.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

It's from the old jokes home Blousie.
I'd never trade you in for a power drill.

I'd expect a better power tool than that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

But I don't have a wife any more
We'd just end up driving each others cars around.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

i've nothing to swap
and I don't want anyone trying to shag my guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Me too
I'm wondering whether this evening is worth using up one of my precious Magnum hazelnut ice creams.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

want.
you have to have one, otherwise you are wasting a precious opportunity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

On offer in Asda and Sainsbury's at the moment
and they are fucking lush, I wholeheartedly recommend them.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I want cheese sammich.
I haz cheese sammich.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

you are one lucky girl

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I no rite.

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I can smell chips.
I now want chips.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Don't see it as a loss
See it as a business opportunity. Cavy's late night ice cream.

Buy a van and you're sorted.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

There are loads of vans on e-bay!
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=ice+cream+van&_sacat=See-All-Categories
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

You need to pick a chime though
For South Wales, late at night.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Help me Rhonda
By the Beach Boyos.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Door. Internet. Go.

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

You don't mean that berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Only because I'm really nice
but you deserved it.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I never deserve it.
I bring a little ray of sunshine into the lives of many.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

*HUGS*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Yet no Vienetta
be ashamed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I had vienetta.
but I etted it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

Amberl you deserve Vienetta.
*Makes note to buy Amberl a Vienetta one day*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Do they still do the mint one?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

As far as I know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

This means nothing to me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Jeff thinks I should have a birthday Vienetta

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

And I'm right.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Back when I lived in Hunslet, there was an ice cream van that went round about 8.30-9pm playing the James Bond theme.
It apparently did regular rounds in south Leeds, as I heard it in Beeston and Wortley as well. Never actually saw it though.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

I expect that you'll find it burned out in Middleton Park
Ice Cream van in Hunslet? Must have been selling something more lucrative, surely.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The ice-cream van was set on fire by the bloke who owned it. He committed suicide.
Well, he topped himself anyway...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

well they are 99
per cent sure
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

That's nuts.
I heard he was covered in (Dragons) blood.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

At the very least it would have had bars on the windows.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

chocolate bars

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

I'm so glad I got Maltesers on my way home.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

WHY DON'T I HAVE CHOCOLATE
OR ICE CREAM?! This is a travesty. Stupid wanting to be thinner
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

If you let chocolate ice-cream melt, all of the calories vanish.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Suffer Welshy
nothing worth having is easy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

is it really worth it :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I have ice cream, the remaining half of Friday's joint
and How to train your dragon. Evening = win.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:55, Reply)

How do you make weed last so long?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

By not smoking it very often
an eighth will last me the best part of a year.
(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You are amongst the least impressive addicts I've ever come across!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

and this is a good thing, I feel...

(berk, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

If you achieve it then yes.
I'm a fighter, even though I whine about stuff a lot.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'm not
and I don't really care enough, I just need to eat less crap
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I'm talking about things in general, not dieting.

( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Only you can answer this.
one thing I would say is you could probably do wonders by just eating better in stead of eating less. your diet sounds like pasta and oven chips for the most part, this is not that healthy....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

i don't really know how to fix it
in a way that i don't just give up in a week
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Well flat denying your self sweets won't do it.
you need to change you whole eating habits, and probably learn to cook. it's not easy but it'll do more good than a diet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I concurr.
Small changes can help.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I guess I reckon the idea is to find a sustainable eating patern
rather than something drastic that you do for a while, then stop.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

this is what i'd like to do
but i'm just too shit to deal with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Well, if you keep thinking that way, you'll get nowhere.
you need to have a little faith in yourself Moriarty.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

i was trying
but then I was on the phone to mum. Now I know nothing is worth doing, ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Yes, mums can do this.
cheer up, we loves ya cap'n
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

It's all about the willpower.
You either find it or you don't.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:02, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

there was one near where I used to live which
you'd here about 8:30 on winter nights. I joked about it selling drugs. Then, one day I saw it go past, then bumped into a small, unnerving boy carrying dead tulips who said "have you seen the ice cream van? It's an evil ice cream van..."

At this point I assumed I was in a horror film
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

I hope you reacted appropriately
by dropping to your knees, shaking his shoulders and looking earnestly into his eyes as you demanded to know more
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

then followed him to
and abandoned, dilapidated house that was built on the graves of american indians who broke mirrors for a living
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)