Nothing much happening for the next three weeks : (
*hibernates*
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Awwww.
Go shoplifting. I find that quite exciting.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Baz?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

No too many shops where I live.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Just Tesco then.
I stole an entire footstool from a bar recently.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I once stole a plastic plant from McDonalds.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Pop off to Coco D'Mer and treat yourself...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Coco D'Mer Vibes R' Us
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)

The occasional purchases we've made from there are sadly gathering dust.
My wife giving birth means I probably won't get to have sex again for a very long time.

Not uncommon though after childbirth - one bloke I know hasn't had sex with his Mrs for over a year post childbirth.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:12, Reply)

The way that last sentence reads
seems to imply that he's been having sex with someone else instead.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Only his hand I suspect.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)