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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I've been to the pub for half a dozen
And I've had food.

Beat that motherfuckers!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have breasts.
I win.
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I've got a cock and moobs.
2-1 JEFF.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

You are a cock!
-3
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Curses!
Out foxed by a Doris.

*Hangs head*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I've had some bread
that counts, right? I crawled in to bed the minute I got home and have failed to venture upstairs again to make actual food.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I had salmon, asparagus and new potatoes followed by strawberries and greek yoghurt.

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Show off.
I had a bit of stale tiger roll and about two handfuls of peanuts.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

~~pea~~
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

This is why you are thin and I'm not.

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Maybe that's where we're all going wrong.
Stale bread is the future.

Have you ever seen an obese duck in the park?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

What you had was a lot more healthy than what I had
just there was more of it. I am truly too knackered to eat, let alone consider putting whole actual minutes in to preparing anything.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I do eat heathily even if the portions are substantial.

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

You're not fat Blousie.
If you are, then I'm a black dude with natty dreads.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

Just middle aged spread Jeff.

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You. Blousie are
A little bundle of LOVELINESS.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

*giggles*
*blushes*
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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I was jestin' with the 'yeah Mon' comment.
I'd never take someone I didn't like to the cider boat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Yeah mon!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

: (

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1386515
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I have tasty roasted vegetables.
and NCIS. this is as wild as I get recently
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

Living the dream, CQ.

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Damn right, this is about the only time of day I feel half human.

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Top half or bottom half?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Mostly between the ears.
the rest is still dead, more a feeling than a reality.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

And Darth did this to you, yes?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Darth was a perfect gentleman.
I think I may be in lurve.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I'd imagine he was.
He is on my list of B3tans to meet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I am privileged to be only the 4th he's met.
Apparently he's unlikely to make it to bashes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Because he's tremendously under the thumb
and has to go shaking his doodahs at dance competitions all over the country most weekends.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Whatever one may think of his hobbies
He has a partner he clearly thinks the world of and who shows every indication of feeling the same a=bout him. we should all be so lucky.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Pfft!

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:53, Reply)

You'd love to shake the doodahs of the men of OT

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Hahaha
I doubt I'd have to do a great deal to get some of them to shake their doodahs for me.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

How true.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Did sparks fly : )

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Our eyes met across a crowded bar.
and I knew I was his.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Lol

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Was he working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

their eyes met across a crowded bar etc...

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Tee Hee.
piss
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Crow was there?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Nope.
Monty was a no show also.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I think Jeff is making one of his HILARIOUS jokes.

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Please don't mock me.
*Sobs*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

You know how I said the best way to defuse crap jokes was to take them literally?

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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Sorry! for a moment there I forgot you are highly intelligent : )

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girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Indeed.
although I do sometimes miss jokes and have an overly literal mind
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Thank god I'm not the only person that does that.

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

nope, you're not.
it's a bad habit of mine. I also suffer because my sense of humour can be so dry people think I'm not joking.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

2 in the pub, 5 cans at home and now a takeaway. Then more beer.
Beat that!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I got 4 bottles to take out.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

I will shortly be visiting a bar where it's three trebles for a fiver.
They taste fucking vile but they're my portal to liability land so highly necessary.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I'm so pleased you post here Baz.
You live the life I'd love to lead, but I get none of the problems.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Liability land is a lovely place but it does involve lots of problems, yes.
Saturday night's visit to the aforementioned lovely place ended with lots of problems, worth it tho init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Did you top the week off with a new jacket?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

I bought one today to wear in Krakow next week aye.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

The Eurosnatch is ON!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Yo Bazzington,
you been to shindig?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Nah my mate's have though.
It's in a fucking weird place that I can never find.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

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