The landlord is in control of the heating here
we keep trying to get him to come over and set it up for the winter but he's 'busy' all the time.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:56, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He's busy wanking over your 'fuck me' boots! :)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

They're leather though, it's wipe clean
so it's fine. Although my fuck me shoes are considerably more fuck me than the boots, mainly because they're so high I can barely walk in them so wiggle like Jessica Rabbit.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I've got a similar pair of trainers.
However, after 9 pints of 'Thorn, I tend to walk like Joey Deacon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Flidboots?
I have too much poise and, err, grace, to ever walk like that. Mmm hmm.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:04, Reply)

berk. I've met you.
Remember that. Never try and kid a kidder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Oi!

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Sorry honey berk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Sometimes I think I should buy some heels just for the laugh.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

You don't need heels
I only wear them because I'm a bloody shortarse.
(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I know but I want to look like a lady : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

You are 100% lady!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

*sings*
'You're once, twice, three times a lady'.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Do the ginormoboobs not achieve that look sufficiently?

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

They're not that bloody big berk.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Speaking comparitively here...

(berk, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I reach 'archieve' as 'alcohol' and thought you meant a bloke has to be drunk first.
Good thing you didn't, that would be quite rude.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

You already look like one of those.
you should try thigh book, I reckon you'd attract a whole new market.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

From my last dating website shennanigans it seems I already do.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I hear Dominatrixing pays well.
just saying....
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

You know as well as I do I like to be the one under the boot as it were.

( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I know, I know.
but as a profession rather then a hobby, and you don't even have to have sex with them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

But I like sex.
You haven't thought this through properly have you.
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

well then you can sex the pretty ones.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Pfft!
pretty interesting
( girlinthehole, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

This ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

All this talk is reminding me of a film I really really love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=83DXny5IQyM
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:24, Reply)

You have taken the Deacon crown.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I shall wear it with pride.
Evening PD.

Any luck?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Some.
Two interviews this week and another on the 28th. My work are still bellends though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Keep me posted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Aight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)