I dreamt a big fat bastard tried to rape me but I bashed him right up.
Then I dreamt a rottweiler tried to bite me but I was on the shoulders of Ashley Peacock, who then turned into djtp, and so I didn't get bitten, and then we went to a toyshop and danced on a big piano like in, er, is it in Big where they dance on a giant piano in a big toyshop?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:01, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yep, that's Big
Released 2 weeks after I was born!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I wish you'd stop saying that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Sorry, but it's a good fact!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I just looked to see what my equivalent fact would be.
Francis Ford Coppola's 'The Conversation' was released the week I was born.

Fuck.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You old bastard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Oh Christ
If that makes me old even compared to you then I'm fucked. I thought you were at least close to being a peer.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Haha
Close. You're more like the older brother I never had.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

had wanted
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

In fact you are slightly older than my older sister.
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Could be worse
Here's Monty's.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Hahaha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nonsense
They did a documentary about his birth here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I used to have that poster on my wall at Uni.
I love her so much.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oof, Racquel Welch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I dreamt I was going to be late for a train.................................again.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I dream quite regularly that I've missed the bus, meaning I'll be late for work
Fucking hell, my nightmares are dull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh there's always lots of weird shit going on around the premis that I'm going to miss my train.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I dream that I have got up, cleaned my teeth and had a shower.
It's really fucking annoying when I wake up and realise I have to do it over again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)