Oh man, I've had a horrific night.
I feel asleep somewhere between the first and second showings of Hollyoaks last night, woke up on the couch in that confused sleepy state so took myself straight to bed. Then at 12 I woke up in really bad pain, I get these kinds of pains every month or soo and it lasts a couple of days. Ibupiriphame cream and hot water bottles are the only things that touch it, not even the morphine or methadone does it (it's the wrong kind of pain or something like that).

I then eventually crash out 'till about 3:15, where I woke up and they were talking about ghosts on the radio, how there was a girl who had a few haunted experiances. So naturally, in my dazzed state, every single pipe and floorboard creeking and ratling was down to the ghost of where I live.... The building was made in 18:51, and was a fire-station at one point, so naturally it's haunted by a victorian station master who's wife and children died in a fire, and he was so distrort that he hanged himself, and his ghost lingers on. This was 100% true and lodgical in my head at the time. 3:15 is important too, because that is "The Witching Hour" according to some horror film.

I then crashed out about 30 minutes later until 7ish, took another shedload of painkillers, and hope they last a long time, the hot water bottle is helping though.

Have a Tuesday Morning Lawl: www.lamebook.com/logging-offspring/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 7:59, 166 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Shit sleep fives
I've been up since about 5:30 this morning. I'm working late tonight too.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:00, Reply)

Bugger =( How late is late?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:23, Reply)

Also this^
5am starts FTL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I actually got something approaching 7 hours last night, thank fuck
I feel a bit less like I've been repeatedly beaten about the head than I did yesterday morning.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:06, Reply)

That's good !
I think I like how the spanish work, start at around 12ish, work 'till 8ish, taking a couple of hours out to chill and relax.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:28, Reply)

You have my absolute, utmost sympathy Gonz.
And also my respect for being able to put up with this kind of pain without killing anybody. I really don't know how you do it.

In other news, hollyoaks is shit. Now that does make me want to kill somebody.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:21, Reply)

P.M.A, knowing that this really bad lot only happens once a month or soo for a couple of days, so I know it's not this bad forever.
I think when people are in a lot of pain, they think in some subconcous level, that it'll always be like that, so find it harder to ride it out.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:30, Reply)

I suppose my pain is similar to that, but it still makes me want to curl up and die.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:32, Reply)

I think if I didn't have a handful of really strong pills, I'd be the same.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:41, Reply)

Ugh, that's not good Gonz
Hope you're feeling a little better today.

Seriously though, Hollyoaks? That can't help.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:25, Reply)

Cheers man.
I love me a bit of 'oaks, it's on at the perfect time, get home from work, switch off from work mode, nice'n'easy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I really can't say much, on account of how I watch neighbours

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I had a few mates growing up who were into that, but I never could get into it.
I think everyone has at least one show that they like to watch because it doesn't take up any concentration.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I disown you as my friend.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You can switch off from work mode without resorting to the full-frontal lobotomy which is Hollyoaks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Simpsons for me
So it seems I get in a bit earlier than you.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Bloody Hell
I barely make it back for Emmerdale. Not that I watch it. Much.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I haven't seem Emmerdale in years
That can only be a good thing, really
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:00, Reply)

once a month?
are you manstruating, mate?

Also - well, I'm currently at the top of Norway just inside the arctic circle waiting for a meeting to start. But I slept fine last night. Sorry.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:34, Reply)

I'm on a train
I prefer your story even though it's got a meeting in it.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:37, Reply)

It's lovely up here
I just wish I could do something other than get here, check into hotel, go to meetings, sleep, go to meetings, leave, fly home. It just takes so fucking long to get here that I don't have any time left to appreciate it. I'll have been through 6 airports in 48 hours when I get home tonight.

Yeah, I know, wah wah wah wah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

I want to go to Norway.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I spent £28 on a round of 3 small beers last night
28 fucking quid.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Driving up there on my List.
One of my more pathetic traits is that I'm a bridge nerd. I want to go over the Oresund bridge.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

I went over it last week
Was in Copenhagen for a long weekend, so popped over to Malmo. Quite spectacular.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Damn, what are the meetings about?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

algae, diatoms, DHA, biofuel, aquaculture. There or therabouts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:46, Reply)

Swamp Thing!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:48, Reply)

Ahh, that old chestnut.
I'm quite interested in Aquaculture, that 'turn back time' song is wicked, but I wasn't a fan of Barby Girl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Gonz, once again you both disturb and arouse me

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:51, Reply)

Really???
Is well jellus.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I do a fair amount of stuff with Innovation Norway
so I do come up here a bit. But, as I said above, I've never got any time to do anything but work. And there are NO POLAR BEARS. Fucking boo.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Sounds like a euphaisum to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

what does?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

"I'm currently at the top of Norway just inside the arctic circle waiting for a meeting to start"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:49, Reply)

ah. yes, I suppose it does.
"yeah, so, I was just inside her arctic circle, if youknowhatImean? eh? eh?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:50, Reply)

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:40, Reply)

bees into what, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:41, Reply)

hello the mighty badger!
what's the oppoiste of 7?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:43, Reply)

it doesn't have one.
It's a number, an abstract mathematical construct to ascribe a word to a quantity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:44, Reply)

the correct answer is 9!
NO BULLYING!"
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Sorry, Q O. I'll make sure the bullying doesn't happen again.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:45, Reply)

the world will be a better place

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Good morning
Your night sounds just like mine. Apart from the bit about Hollyoaks. And the bit about the pain. And the drugs. Oh and there were no ghosts in mine either. Come to think of it, it was nothing like mine. But I sincerely hope that the pain passes soon, it sounds rubbish.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 8:56, Reply)

I dreamt a big fat bastard tried to rape me but I bashed him right up.
Then I dreamt a rottweiler tried to bite me but I was on the shoulders of Ashley Peacock, who then turned into djtp, and so I didn't get bitten, and then we went to a toyshop and danced on a big piano like in, er, is it in Big where they dance on a giant piano in a big toyshop?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Yep, that's Big
Released 2 weeks after I was born!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:05, Reply)

I wish you'd stop saying that.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

Sorry, but it's a good fact!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

I just looked to see what my equivalent fact would be.
Francis Ford Coppola's 'The Conversation' was released the week I was born.

Fuck.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You old bastard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Oh Christ
If that makes me old even compared to you then I'm fucked. I thought you were at least close to being a peer.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Haha
Close. You're more like the older brother I never had.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:27, Reply)

had wanted
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

In fact you are slightly older than my older sister.
I hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Could be worse
Here's Monty's.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Hahaha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Nonsense
They did a documentary about his birth here
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I used to have that poster on my wall at Uni.
I love her so much.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Oof, Racquel Welch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I dreamt I was going to be late for a train.................................again.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:07, Reply)

I dream quite regularly that I've missed the bus, meaning I'll be late for work
Fucking hell, my nightmares are dull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh there's always lots of weird shit going on around the premis that I'm going to miss my train.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

I dream that I have got up, cleaned my teeth and had a shower.
It's really fucking annoying when I wake up and realise I have to do it over again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I'm not sure if I had an ace or horrific night.
I cannot see out of my left eye and I think my right hand is well sprained. On the plus side I am almost certain our house is involved in a feud with the lads living eight doors down. Exciting times.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Definitely horrific.
Fuck me this hurts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:15, Reply)

WTF?
Are you back up North then Baz?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:23, Reply)

Can anyone here relate to Baz's stories?
Or does everyone read them with their eyes as wide as mine?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I read them in Ross Kemps voice,
os more acurately in John Culshaws impression of Ross Kemp. "an then I could see it was about to all kick off, so I was out of there"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Have been for a few weeks.
One of them spat in my eye on Saturday night and then had the cheek to call the police when I refused to leave his front door after he ran inside. Spitting is my number one hate in the world, I'd rather someone knocked me out over being spat at. Went for an inspection last night because if it's the last thing I do I will kill one of them/burn their house down and two of them piled out and now my head is badly dented. At least I think I broke one of their noses. I'm genuinely a pacifist, and unless someone does something to me I will never do a thing towards anyone. These guys have it coming.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Is the spitting related to the not being able to see?
If so, you better see a doctor sharpish, no?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:31, Reply)

No the not being able to see is because one of them got a clean punch to the side of my head.
Well they got many clean punches to the side of my head. I'd call the police back on them but my housemate can't risk anything like that because someone's been kicked off his course for something similar.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:33, Reply)

What's the beef over?
Why would he spit in your eye?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Well when me and my mate came back on Saturday.
A lad who was staying with our other housemate (knows him from back home) was standing at our door with a bloodied nose. He'd come back from town and asked the lads eight doors down (they were outside in the road) if they knew what number we lived at cos he couldn't remember. Apparently this was an unreasonable thing to do and the bullying twats kicked off at him. So when we saw him he told us what happened and pointed to the people responsible (they were still outside), we went and had a word with them. Asked what the hell their problem was and I was spat at. Honestly I'm going to make their lives an utter misery, I'm too stubborn to let it drop.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

They sound like a right bunch of cunts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

calm down 'fruit of the loom'
if you confronted them and you're going to "make their lives an utter misery, I'm too stubborn to let it drop" you're as bad as they are.

Rise above it, or are you not man enough?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

If it was possible I'd call the police and report them.
But I can't. As previously mentioned, I'd never hurt anyone and I go out of my way to avoid confrontation. But when confronted with cunts of this magnitude there is no way I'm rising above it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

How about you talk to them when you're all sober?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

or just leave it
you know, like a grown up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

bit difficult with neighbours though innit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

not really
they're several doors down. If they kick off you walk away and if they continue to harass you go to the police.

You don't get dragged into a fight like a child
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I just want everyone to get along tf

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

this will result in an all out FEUD between us, psychochomp

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

NO
gay daisy chain.

you know it makes sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

this is the answer
it's always the answer
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

yes
although you have to wonder how it works in practice. do they all have to heave in time, like rowers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I;m heaving at the thought.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

If you think about the mechanics of that
you'll see it couldn't possibly work satisfactorily. You'd have to offset the rhythm.

Person B in the queue would have to be going backwards at the same time as Persons A and C were going forwards.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

do you really think my brain is capable of envisaging that kind of mechanics?
it must work, because people do it - a gay friend of mine has been in a chain of 9, he tells me - but HOW?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

All aboard the bum train

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

If you're all going backwards and forwards at the same time and rate
then your bits aren't going to be moving at all, relatively. I don't see how that could be fun.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

they'll still be somewhere warm and tight
and there'll be a lot to look at. i think the novelty factor would do it.

if you were into that sort of thing, anyway.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

I can't imagine anybody would be there to take in the view.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

er, dude
i think they'd ALL be there to take in the view. as part of the overall experience.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Needs MOAR cox

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Haha!
Prof Brian?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

ouch
don't make me laugh.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Yeah', deffo, go down the park, take a few Fruit Shoots, some carrot sticks, babybells and make daisy chains, although I think we might be out of season.
I suppose they could braid each other's hair.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

you'll be dead by christmas
think of the children!

Internet hardmanning is not big or clever
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Barry, listen up, you see, I'm from the streets too.
When a rival gang would impose on our turf, when things got serious, when rap battles don't work anymore.... we have a tickling fight. We bowl up to the rival gang, and start tickling their sides, and they'll do the same to us. Eventually we're all laughing so much that we forgot what the beef was all about and we can go about our lives as normal again.

A man's got to do what a man's gotta do, no feather dusters, hands only.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I've tried fluffy fingers.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Thumb war?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Do you live in Hollyoaks?

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:38, Reply)

No but I do sometimes feel someone's swapped my life with the plot of a terrible straight to DVD action/romcom film starring Adam Sandler.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

You want to be careful
if they're starting scraps over being asked house numbers. There's something not kosher there.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I know exactly the type of people they are which is what riles me further.
Posh knobhead toffs from Surrey who like to bully people when they have the chance. I'd never call the police normally but seeing as the cheeky twats did it to us I'd love to phone them now and tell them I was assaulted. Only thing stopping me is my housemate has begged me not to.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Not his fault is it?
Two options, either full on feud or leave well alone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Alternatively, 3am petrol bomb.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I never once said it was his fault and fully respect his wishes.
And full on feud it is.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:52, Reply)

you're gonna end up in jail
and your kids will starve and your wife will kill herself
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)

IT'S GONNA BE MURDAAA!1
Several 'uni' students rowing over something or other for the rest of the year. Timothy might even get his glasses broken. Before you know it Barrys got the Nigerian Whites up to sort the whole thing out.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

I think there's probably more to the story than that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

somebody give this man some head
he's clearly hit it with a nail
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Yes, someone give me head ffs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Haha, don't all rush at once.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

These guys live 8 doors away, phsyco girl lives 4 days away.
That's some crazy ass street you live on.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I think he lives in a Space song.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 9:58, Reply)

*click*
Watch out for No 59
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

it's almost like Barry's the mental one and the cause of it all

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I thought you'd be well up for it, Gonz
it's Hollyoaks
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

omg
too much testosterone. and boredom. students don't have enough to do.

you should all have a big gay daisy chain and then all would be well.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

it is good advice for life

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Is there such a thing as a daisy chain that isn't gay?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)

yes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Well that's ok then
*reaches out to the right*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

no
girls don't have any suitable holes to stick it in....

you muppet!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

yes there is
it was on the news a while ago, schoolkids were getting together and shagging going from one to the next. It was the end of civilisation apparently.

Probably a bit different to what you're thinking about though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

i was kind of implying he'd never touched a real girl
so didn't know that they had any holes.

but none of that shit went on at my school. did i miss out?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Oh I see...
I wouldn't know, I think it was one of those stories made up by the Daily Mail to get their readers into a tizzy
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Aye, weren't you a bit too busy lusting after your gay teacher?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Is that right?
Has swipo always been attracted to the gays then?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:30, Reply)

It does seem to occur with worrying regularity, yes

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

did i ever tell you that i think you're HAWT?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Frequently =(

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

they only turn gay when they realise my interest :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Any excuse, eh?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I feel surprisingly innocent for once in that I have no idea what a "daisy chain" is.
I think I would like to keep it that way.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Think of one of those Chinese dragon costumes
except instead of hands on hips, it's cocks up arses.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I SAID, I want to keep in the dark about this one.
I can't unread what you just typed :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I'm an educator at heart.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

My understanding was that it's a chain of handjobs?
Originating in public school dormitories - each boy reaches out to the boy to his right. If only Monty was here, pretty sure this sort of thing went on at his school.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

But then the rowing team analogy up there^
wouldn't work.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Why not?
It's kind of similar to a rowing motion. Plus it allowed me to make a joke about the cox.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

According to the internet it's oral
*shrug*
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

i think kroney is right
although there could be different varieties. the same way an innocent girl, such as poppet was until kroney cruelly ripped the veil from her eyes, could make a dandelion chain instead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Innocence annoys me and should be destroyed.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

so many strikethroughs...
... so little time...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I'm amazed by the different interpretations
Because I thought it was a big circle of men and women laying face to genitals.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Everybody needs a cunt for a pillow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

If cornershop hadn't updated that it would never have been played on Radio 1

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Not funny, but true
cornershop Norman Cook
updated remixed
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

It was brimful of swears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Rimjob on Aisha

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

"I'm a murderer"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:33, Reply)

How gutted would you be if you were thurvist on the left.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Imagine the dragon eating it's own tail.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Sporto tried that
And look what happened to him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:35, Reply)

A one man daisy chain is never a good idea.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Sage words of advice
Get your local boarding school involved
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 10:39, Reply)