The catches on most of the doors in work are knackered
As a result, it's rare you need to push down on the handle to open the door.

About 6 months ago, I was walking through the bureau, trading the usual insults with the staff downstairs. I turn to offer a rude gesture, and as I turn back round I walk straight into the door, which had picked this one fucking time to actually shut.

Results - Sore nose, severely damaged pride.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

We have push button doors here that comedically don't open after you push the button.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

There was a story on here a while ago about someone who knocked out the power for the building, meaning the electronic doors weren't working
The woman in charge didn't notice, walked quickly down the hall, waved her pass in the general direction of the sensor (which usually worked) and proceeded to walk straight into the closed door.

Wonderful mental image.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:41, Reply)

This happens at least once a day in here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Haha
Film it for YBF?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I may do!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

That would be doubly excellent if she was one of those up-her-own-arse women
and she's brushed aside someone trying to warn her.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:43, Reply)