My mother once got me so drunk I fell over and broke my nose
I thought it was hilarious at the time. Less so the following morning.
I also suffer from numerous and frequent bike related mishaps, as anyone who is friends with me on facebook will know. This is only likely to get worse and more frequent as my new folding bike seems to have developed an insatiable appetite for my right leg.
(berk, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

As long as it doesn't develop atalent for folding up while you're riding it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh! Drunken accidents, I've got an awesome one.
I tore a good inch of flesh off my thigh by falling onto barbed wire. I didn't notice that until the following morning, either. I had to buy new bedding in the end.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Presumably to show them what you wanted at the bedding shop
you would just have shown them the sheet that must have been stuck to your wound.

ouch.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

It took a significant part of an hour
to peel it off and wash it out the three bloody great big gouges in my leg.

Luckily I'd had a tetanus booster a couple of years back after closing my penknife on my knuckle.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I did similar.
I sliced my head open walking into a glass lamp shade drunk and decided to go to bed with a tea towel pressed against it. Took ages to get it unattached.

This was actually the last night I drank.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I can't ride a bike, I do hope this won't be a problem for us.
Where I work gives away £500/month for reviews of bikes though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 11:36, Reply)