Here's how shit I am at being blunt with people
Despite having a 'no cold callers, please fuck off' sign on our front door, someone came and started trying to sell me a roof cleaning service a few minutes ago.

Even though I wanted to take him word for word through the notice, and ask him in minute detail why he thought it didn't apply to him, I just stood there letting him waste his time, and holding back a quite large, very loud dog.

mr b3th then came out with no top on and shouted at the bloke to fuck off. I swear we're the street pikeys.

Alt: actress, probably. or writer.

Alt Alt: I don't, but laziness and internet geekery would probably keep me on here even if i did.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Haha you live on a caravan site and shop at Netto

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

you're doing it wrong.
you should be topless while Mr B3th restrains the dog.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

The euphamisms are racking up today.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm sure I've had to pick you up on this before, scarpy
*euphemism
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Damnit!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I swear, my thought process this time went
"I spell this wrong normally. I think it's 'euphemism', so that means it must be 'euphamism'"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

dog is a euphemism now?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No, dog is a bounty hunter.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

dirty coconut chocolate rubbish

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I wants a bounty now.
I might go and get one. I've run out of biscuits so will need to restock at some point
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

dog norks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Norks should never be restrained.
unless it's by a tight white blouse...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

or a wet t-shirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)