If you could resign in whatever way you chose saying anything you like without any comeback what would you say?
I have just told my co-directors I am out of this place & they are currently writing me a (smaller than I would have liked) cheque for my equity. I have played nicely, but wish I didn't need to maintain the relationship - hence my question.

Alt: What would your dream job be?

Alt Alt: If you have your dream job why are you messing around on here instead of working?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:21, 163 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'd still be polite, I think
I find it incredibly difficult to be impolite to people intentionally.

Alt: Mythbusters.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Wanker

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Alright Chris?
Just as a favour, here's some more wanking material for you (NSFW).

But keep it quiet, you know how reputations spread.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Please mark this NSFW
just in case.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I hope he clears his search history just in case.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I'd like to see the mods ban him for being a nonce

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I don't save any web history, or there's a chance they'd find me on here.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Please mark it NSFW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Done
Not to worry, it's only a google search.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Thanks.
It's safe depending on what your Google search settings are.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Ahh, I keep mine 'Strict'
It's not worth it any other way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

servers keep a log of all web history and highlight any specific keywords
you're up the creek now
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Yours may do, our one doesn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I assure you that it does
you're in trouble now, the pigs will be coming round and searching your harddrive, you'll be locked up with big dirty frank by monday, and your bumhole will be wider than cherie blair's grin
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I'm truly terrified.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

paedo pride

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Not the march with the highest attendence figures

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Still had a higher turnout
than the 'Save BBC 4' campaign.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I quite like BBC4
but then, I don't really watch television.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)

So do I actually
At least, I think I would if I ever remembered to watch it.

I like the idea of it, anyway.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It's a bit like the save 6Music campaign
Most people who signed up were just reassured to know it would still be there, should they decide to start listening to it one day.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

About the only decent thing I recall seeing on BBC4 was Wallander.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Actually, I just remembered
I did watch their 'Comics Britannia' season and that Jonathon Ross 'In search of Steve Ditko' programme. But I can't think of much else on it that I've seen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Your pin up hero as a fellow comics collector is a fucking wanker
Suck that one up gay boy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Well, that's different to the usual Rory.
Although I'm not sure where you got 'pin up hero' from.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

He's the only 'celebrity' comics collector that ever gets wheeled out
You'd like to gobble him off just for his copy of Spiderman vs Groo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

why are you searching young boys on google?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

He's a nonce aint he

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

this place is full of them
makes me sick to my stomach
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh right I'm 'secretly' a shamed television actor or presenter
Good one knob
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Well, you have admitted to printing out pictures of young boys
And also going back through my posts, simply to find more pictures of me as a young boy. Let's face it Rory, you're the worst internet shut-in on here.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Stop posting nsfw nonce links AA, I had you down as dull, but now you're a fucking nonce as well
MODS BAN HIM
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

If they're willing to let autisms like you hang round, I think I should be ok.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

SELF ADMISSION OF NONCERY!!!!!
It's looking bad AA, I mean sticking it to a fat fucking pig like Bella was one thing, but this is several rungs below
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

No it's not.
And you've freely admitted printing off pictures so you can push them up your arse.

As I said, if they're willing to let you stick around, I'm pretty sure I should be fine.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

I believe the statement was that I wipe my arse with the same dreary pictures that you forever find old and tired ways to shoehorn into a thread
Have you got any idea of how dull innocent members of the board find pictures of your caravan family to be??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

This is coming from the Irish/Cockney/Manc?
And if they don't like them, they don't have to click on them, it's quite simple really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Calm down AA

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

There's only one poster losing their temper here old boy, and it isn't AA.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

As far as I know he only fucks fat ugly chicks and has carnal desires for young children, you'll have to knight another poster for the returns you're after Rev

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)

This is so so sad,
But having finally accepted that Fabio isn't going to make that phone call after seeing me kick a ball round the garden with my niece (it's the age, you see, at 37 I think it's right that he concentrates on the younger generation) and that Lorne Michaels isn't going to stumble upon one of my QOTW answers and recruit me for the head writers job at SNL, I think I'd quite like to own a comic shop. The only problem is, I feel that you'd need to be rich enough to treat it as a hobby, rather than expect to make a living from it.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I got rather drunk on Friday with my boss
and told him exactly why I was leaving. I called him a liar, a thief and a Mafia wannabe. I also told him to stop fucking the events manager as it cheapened any respect his staff had for either of them and I told him I would never work for him again, but I would be willing to work with him if he stopped being an arrogant know it all bastard.

Surprisingly he doesn't hate me and I made a few cocktails for him this afternoon that he's putting on the new winter menu.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Top effort.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Haha, fucking hell

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

That's pretty stellar work there.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Good show!

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

it never pays to burn your bridges, no matter how much of an arsehole they are

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I said that.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I said it first!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Actually we said it at the same time.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

same minute
but I posted mine, then refreshed a few seconds later and yours was there, please don't take this from me :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Ha!
Ok! I'll give you this but you owe me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

how very dare you!
you owed me earlier, we are now even
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I haven't burnt any bridges.
I was just honest with him. He loves a bit of drama, so I gave him some.
( wanderlust, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

filth

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

as always.

( wanderlust, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I like my job, so wouldn't

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Ain't you leaving them in the lurch as opposed to 'playing nicely'.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:34, Reply)

No we have put a succession plan in place and they aren't surprised I want out after the chap I was joint MD with quit a couple of weeks ago

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Irrespective they won't be happy with both senior officers going within a couple of weeks

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

No but it is an opportunity for the remaining shareholders to make some changes to the future direction of the business if they wish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

It probably is time for you to move on
if this is how you speak now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Unless my boss was a complete cunt I'd always be nice.
Never burn your bridges.

I have no idea what my dream job would be : (

Edit. Astronomer or drummer in a punk band.
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:35, Reply)

oh! I want to change my dream job
if I were any good, I'd want to be a musician, either in a rock band, a folk rock band or and orchestra. Unfortunately, I'm shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I'm generally honest with my bosses at the moment.
One of the good things about working within the NHS is that everyone knows the problems and admits them, just not to ministers or the DfH
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Alt: Astronaught.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Thanks for reminding me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Why would you want to tell a furniture shop?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I like this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Always assumed the NHS would be full of managers covering their arses instead of admitting what the problems are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Nope, well not my bit of the NHS, more so in SHA's that's why they're being scrapped.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Does SHA stand for Strategic Health Authority or Shitty Hospital Administration?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Strategic Health Authority,
Shitty hospitals are generally called, "Foundation Trust hospitals"
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Can you not point out the size of said cheque and say you'd expected to receive more?
What is the worst thing that could happen? You are leaving

Alt:
High quality restaurant secret shopper type thing

Alt Alt:
Laziness
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

The size of the cheque is due to the (net) earnings multiple that the industry operates on

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I dont know what this means
but ask for more anyway
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It means "no"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

sorry, but I'm definitely not replying to this thread either
hope that's ok
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Is this your new "thing"? most people here have one.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:45, Reply)

no, I just realised this is the person who got a bit annoyed at me saying this earlier
I need more Barry is a gangster puns
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)

911 is a fat joke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

My step daughter quite liked their cheeky pop tunes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

They were a band?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

In inverted commas, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

So they were
"911 is a British boyband that consists of Lee Brennan, Jimmy Constable Spike Dawbarn and for a short period Lee Womack who left the band to study at Huddersfield University."

You know you are in a shit band when Huddersfield is a preferable option to staying.

edit: I am also worried about the 'is' as opposed to 'was'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You do realise that this looks worse on your internet history than AA's link up there ^

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

hahaha
this is a very good point.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I can't think of any.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I don't get it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I thought the luggage was the only virgin around here?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

You didn't really think that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

true
as truth fairy in residence I'm well aware of who the virgins are around here...

barry from eastenders, battered, psychoch...
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Shut up fatty

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

oh what?
that's out of order, I'm going to gaz the mods
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)

It all really depends on your reasons for leaving.
If you are leaving because you are unhappy with the conditions then I think you owe it to your self/colleagues/successor to clearly explain your reasons for leaving. This is more likely to be effective if you can do it without getting personal or unpleasant (it is also quite likely to have no effect at all, unless you are one of many with the same complaints).

Alt: I'd like to be able to make a comfortable living out of music, but who knows, I might find a reason to moan about that and still waste my time on here.

AltAlt: Is there such a thing as a dream job?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:46, Reply)

AltAlt answer
Suzanna Reid's sex slave?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

As a slave you would not receive much in the way of remuneration
You might argue that your job satisfaction would outweigh this, but it will not pay your mortgage. And Mrs Cow would not be impressed when you come home complaining about a hard day at work.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Not much difference to here then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

AltAlt answer
Mythbusters.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I think you said that before
and I didn't understand it then either
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters
TL;DR - Blow shit up, get paid for it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Cracking choice sir!
Should Ms Reid turn down my application I'll start growing a walrus tache straight away!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

My dream job would be prop maker for Harry Hill's TV show,
that looks like fun
(DeeDee, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

i reckon the cast of "friends" had a pretty sweet job

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

certainly a very well paid one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Are you fucking kidding?
They had a pretty sweet pay packet but I'd have bludgeoned them all to death after the first fake laughter
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I've been forced to defend Friends before
Because I really don't understand the hate. OK, some of the storylines in later seasons were a bit forced or stretched, but it had the best cast, the best writing and best jokes of almost any mainstream sitcome there has been outside of maybe Cheers and Frasier. Compare it to any of Mike & Molly, Two & A Half Men, King Of Queens, Everybody Loves Raymond, Spin City, How I Met Your Mother and whatever the fuck those travesties of things currently on E4 are and suddenly it looks like a work of genius.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

This is precisely why I dont watch any of them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Well, yes, there is always that option.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Needs MOAR zombies, guns, ninajs, spaceships

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I really want to watch transvestite sitcoms on E4 now

( broadsword, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

the breasts will all be as fake as the laughter

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Arf

( broadsword, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

hi rachelswipe, is your real name beatrix by any chance?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)

No, but she goes out with a "botter"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Called Jemima

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

yes
beatrix windsor, that's me. and i wear really stupid hats that look like toilet seats flying flags of arsepaper.

or is that my sister, i forget, what with all the inbreeding.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I was only asking because a friend of a friend of mine on FB
looks like the kind of girl who'd dispense legal advice while her boyfriend shat the bed
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Here's how shit I am at being blunt with people
Despite having a 'no cold callers, please fuck off' sign on our front door, someone came and started trying to sell me a roof cleaning service a few minutes ago.

Even though I wanted to take him word for word through the notice, and ask him in minute detail why he thought it didn't apply to him, I just stood there letting him waste his time, and holding back a quite large, very loud dog.

mr b3th then came out with no top on and shouted at the bloke to fuck off. I swear we're the street pikeys.

Alt: actress, probably. or writer.

Alt Alt: I don't, but laziness and internet geekery would probably keep me on here even if i did.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Haha you live on a caravan site and shop at Netto

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)

you're doing it wrong.
you should be topless while Mr B3th restrains the dog.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

The euphamisms are racking up today.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I'm sure I've had to pick you up on this before, scarpy
*euphemism
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

Damnit!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I swear, my thought process this time went
"I spell this wrong normally. I think it's 'euphemism', so that means it must be 'euphamism'"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

dog is a euphemism now?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

No, dog is a bounty hunter.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

dirty coconut chocolate rubbish

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I wants a bounty now.
I might go and get one. I've run out of biscuits so will need to restock at some point
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

dog norks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Norks should never be restrained.
unless it's by a tight white blouse...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

or a wet t-shirt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Alt
I always wanted to be an artist, but was let down by a massive and crippling inability to draw or sculpt or do anything that would even translate to the images in my head.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

With that thought process, you already are an artist.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

does piss count?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I'd be decent about it, they've always been decent to me /boring
Alt: Running my own combined bicycle repair shop and second hand bookshop, but getting paid at least as much as my current salary and with a partner who did all the business bits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

*gasps*
It's... Bicycle Repair Man!

/still impressing the ladies with Python quotations
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

This joke has been made before.
although maybe not on here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

You might say it's re-cycled.
amirite?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

I'm not sure I can handle(bar) punnage right now

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Very good
Now leave.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I'm sure he's sorry he spoke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I guess he's just not in the right frame of mind.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

We's better not saddle him with any more of this silliness.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

On your bike, Quey
Oh shit, now I'm at it. Time to go home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Yup, pack up your gear(s) and go home before you have a brake down.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I hate to brake it to you, but pedalling this shit really grinds his gears. I think he's tyred of us yanking his chain. We've punctured his good mood with this endless cycle of puns.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Try not to make a mountain(bike) out of a molehill old son.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You too
Gerroudamypab!

/Babs
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Do you mean to say you've been seeing other online people?
I mean, I won't say I'm not hurt. It's the duplicity that gets me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

No, it means my cycle building antics are known to my friends and family
most of whom also know python.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Your friends and family are pathetic nerds too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

But of course.
why else would I talk to them?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

i may have made that joke, too, mind

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)

This is another possible.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

i don't want to resign my job
it's not far off my perfect dream job, weirdly. Sometimes it's hectic, though. Today, I mostly spent in a darkened room with people flashing lights randomly around the place.

I have a headache now, that's why I'm home early
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Awww, poor Cavy.
better lie down in a darkened room for a bit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

just no one flash any lights

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)