I once dreamed that I had to kill my parents' dog because it was injured and we were miles from anywhere
I had to strangle it. Worst dream ever.

alt: do you play baseball? if no, don't wear a baseball cap.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:27, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright stranger
how's it going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

things are good thanks
being married is nice. New job is good, although is pretty weird being somewhere else after quite a while in my first job.

Been fucking busy generally though. Lots of gigs with band and such.

How are you? This applies to everyone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I am still single but loving it. Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

glad to hear it
on both counts. Means you are still available should I need you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I'm lying : (
Still means I can fart in bed with impunity : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Wooooooooooo!
Mr Vippers is back.

*does happy dance even though they deleted my FB friend*
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I had a big cull
doesn't mean I don't like you :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

*jiggles*

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

:-o

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I once dreamed a really smug tosser
with hair like Justin Bieber unfriended me on facebook.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

that was months ago
clearly it cut you so deeply that you only recently remembered
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Hullo Vippers.
How's married life/new job?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Wife let you use the Internet for five minutes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:31, Reply)

you may recall that I was rarely on here in the evenings anyway
and my new job prevents me from coming on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Easy tiger.
I was just pulling your leg! :)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

it occurs to me that my response sounded far more serious than it actually was

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Should have done a smiley face.

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

*Sobs*
The nasty man had a go at me Blousie :(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

there there!

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Congratulations on getting married.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

thanks!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

And he's come here instead of www.hotwimminswhoarenotmywife.com?
Wow.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Rawwwr!

( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:35, Reply)

my wife is plenty hot thanks ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:36, Reply)

never said she wasn't, but a man gets bored and craves variety.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

it's only been a month
the novelty hasn't worn off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:38, Reply)

How long have you guys been together?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:40, Reply)

somewhere in the region of 7 years
I appreciate that this makes a mockery of my previous statement
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:42, Reply)

well done you.
also a good time to get married.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

variety moar tits
( girlinthehole, Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

That certainly would be a bad dream.
A few weeks ago I was driving along at night, and had to stop because I came across a car in teh middle of the road. After they moved off, I saw a girl standing in the middle of the road trying to stop the traffic (not that there was much).

I assumed she was some drunk until i noticed that she was a teenager, and she was trying to pick up a little run-over doggy.

That shook me right up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)