I can't imagine anything sexy you could do with a pineapple
oh no, wait. I suppose you could hollow it out and fuck it, it'd probably be a bit tingly on your bellend in a potentially alright kind of way. Not really my bag, though.

I've never thought of fruit as being particularly erotic - you can eat most things in a sexy way if you try.
(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Baked beans?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Takeaway cheeseburger?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Doner meat and chips

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Hot pizza, when the cheese comes off with every bite
I can't see someone with tomato sauce all down their top looking very sexy...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Well if it can be done with a munchy box

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I wouldn't know

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I said most, not all.

(berk, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Soup?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

I think you probably could with soup

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Stop hitting on me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Not you.
I meant in general.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

They don't have to be shoving the food up themselves for it to be sexy.
For example, you could be eating a creme bruley with one of those tiny little spoons where you crack the sugar on top and then get a little bit on the spoon and as you put it in your mouth, you turn the spoon upside down so slowly pull it out facing downwards with a cheeky smile that says "That's delicious, so smooth, so creamy, so sweet....I'm _deffo_ going to have sex with you later" without any words.

Well, I mean, Berk can, you can't.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:21, Reply)

i fucking hate creme brulee
why do people like it so much? what am i missing?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Do you like pancotta? I like that too.
I bet you don't like milkbottles too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:30, Reply)

not wild on that
but i like the pic'n'mix type of milk bottles.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I read once that pineapple juice erases your fingerprints
and I seem to remember QI confirming this. I can't imagine what that kind of fruit acid would do to your cock.
Well, you know... not your cock. I don't suppose you have one, really.

Any cock, figuratively speaking.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

So, just to confirm, I don't want pineapple juice in my mimsy, and you don't want pineapple juice on your cock.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)