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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can't wear hats
On account of my stupid great fat head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:39, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I totally noticed this when I met you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Me too but I didn't want to mention it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:41, Reply)
You two haven't seen me try to wear a hat.
It is strange and unusual.

And oddly reminiscent of jack'o'lanterns.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:42, Reply)
This will happen one day.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It really won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
*sulks*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I was worried there would be no room for me at Monty's Bash and I wouldn't be able to hear any of his tremendous music
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)

His music was tremendous wasn't it?.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Erm...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)

Can I join in under this table?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Why is everyone whispering?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
So Kroney can't hear.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)
What?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Nothing dear.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)
ALRIGHT, NO NEED TO SHOUT

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)

So people won't hear us obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Oh yes indeedy. Blousey is only wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

This is clearly the best place to be then.


Is that Blousies hand on my knee?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:50, Reply)

No it's my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

oh, really, sorry, I thought it was mine.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*Jiggles quietly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Simple answer:
Get bigger hats. they do exist.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Bigger hats make me look as though
I'm wearing an aeroplane.

Believe me, I have tried various permutations.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Well if you had a perm then no wonder you couldn't get a hat to fit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
various permutations of what?
Aeroplane hats?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:47, Reply)
This subthread is going well

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I thought so.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:52, Reply)

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