What you need is a nice Jewish wife.
She'd know what to do.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Post a picture of your new inking Blousie!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Give me a minute to re-size it.

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Too late, it's on your arm now.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Evening DG

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

Ahem!

( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:47, Reply)

You should change your login name to Belgrade-Blouse!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

In truth I only realised the connotations after the tattooing.
It was going to be black until about half an hour before. I swear to God it's not to impress CQ.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

It's a fine looking star.
I've now got the David Essex song, 'Gonna make you a star' in my head.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

David Essex was the first LP I ever owned.
Not the first one I bought however.
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:54, Reply)

In the book i'm reading, the ones who didn't go to a prestigious magic school.... the ones who discovered and learnt it via unoffical means....
... they tatto a seven sided blue star for every piece of magic they master. It's self regulatory and policing, the system, you have to do it in front of two people of higher rank.

I'm going to believe this is like that, because I like the thought.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

*Nods*
Evening Jeff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

Ow biss, young 'un?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:49, Reply)

Not bad.
Slept until stupid o' clock, then took the dog for a walk along the river. Yerself?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Adrift at the bottom of the table.
I fear that next season I might have to find another hobby. I can't face going to places like Carlise again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

I'm going to watch the Newcastle v Spurs game at the pub tomorrow.
I have an uneasy feeling that this could be our first defeat of the season, for some reason. Although our record against them's not bad. My mate's band is playing the same pub straight after the match so I suspect I may be a bit worse for wear come nine o' clock.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:09, Reply)

I asked my ma' if I could make a jewish chicken soup out of the bones and wings, and said it's the wrong kind of chicken, I donno what she means by that, I thought it would be perfect.
I don't mind if my misses ain't jewish, I won't say I'll settle for anyone, 'cus that would be really demeaning, but I'd give most people a chance.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Wrong kind of chicken???
maybe you need a Jewish chicken?
( girlinthehole, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

this
how can a chicken be 'the wrong kind' for soup? I make bloody good chicken soup and I've only ever used a normal chicken...
(berk, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Mother Gonz might mean kosher.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)

I honestly don't know.
You can get "Kosha Chickens", which is more than just the ceramony and killing, I believe, something to do with it's way of life or breed maybe.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:53, Reply)