No one cares about Truthbert.
*Mimes tiny violin*

How're you today Truthy?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:00, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

got an ulcer on the old uvula, hurts like hell and can't eat
other tahn that it's all good. Glad your back's feeling better, didn't know you had a bad back.

What's up with work?

Oh wait, you're not sportscow
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:02, Reply)

uvula vulva
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

that's what google kept doing!
bloody google, it's obsessed with minge
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Apparently, semen works as a cure for this.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

if only the applicator didn't taste of radiator ham

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Or come with a handy serving of cream cheese?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

if you hadn't replied
my joke would have been more amusing
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I bet that line worked on all the women you've hooked up with.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*Googles uvula, is disappointed but relieved*
My back is the same as ever. work is tolerable but dull.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

hurts like a bitch though quixote
bonjela only makes it worse, might cut my head off to take away the pain
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Sounds fucking rotten mate.
some kind of spray aesthetic? like they used to use for tongue piercings?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:08, Reply)

good idea, thanks for that

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I have them occasionally.
Wimmins usually find this annoying.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Nasty

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm beginning to find Truthbert mildly amusing
That is when (s)he is not filling the world with shit puns or fucking his/her sister.
Also, it might be a girl now. Still not sure what I am though...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Home Alone 2: Lost in New Pork

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I've decided not to contribute any puns to this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

The land that time faggot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:59, Reply)