If it gets real numbers behind it, will certainly do something.
Precisely what, I'm not sure. Would be lovely to actually put the wind up the greedy wunch of bankers in the City though and have them do some good for a change.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:00, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Oh please fuck off with the spoonerisms.
That's worse than TONY B.LIAR! GORDON CLOWN! and all the other shit people come up with when they think they are being witty. If the crux of your argument about something someone has done is a poor quality pun on their name I think it should be legal to stab you in the groin with a rusty meathook.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:04, Reply)

It should be illegal for me
to agree with you twice in one day you know.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I know, I'm agreeing with Al and Chompy both in this thread.
I feel dirty. If I'm now agreeing with you by proxy I think I need to put my self up against a wall and shoot myself.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

shoot pleasure
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Much better idea.
*wanks furiously under desk*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I'm not cleaning up after you.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I'll spunk in an envelope and mail it to you if you ask nicely.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I'm good thanks.
And can you find a small enough jiffy bag?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Only A4 size here.
I'll split it over a few.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Are you in a competition with yourself
To see how much you can lower the tone?
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Are you under the illusion that I am trying?
Dear me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Stop being such a precious wanker, will you?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He has a point though.
It's a bit Richard Stilgoe, innit?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

Captain Placid, on point of fact.
I read the whole of the QOTW best ofs during a really boring week at work. That one stuck with me for some reason.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:15, Reply)

So, unoriginal and shit.
Please stop making me agree with Al.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I'll promise to stop being precious
when you dip your wick.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Don't hold your breath

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:18, Reply)

You should give him some tips eh

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Morning Trolly

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:24, Reply)

No seriously, if anyone on offtopic can score The Luggage with some hot sex it's you
b3ta.com/questions/nicethings/post265112
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Damn right.
I could claim this was just a piss take of Spanky but I won't - better to let people work that out for themselves
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:28, Reply)

That post is right up there with Hood Butter, you play your card right you'll be flying helicopters and driving fast cars in no time at all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:31, Reply)

No familiar with the Hood Butter thing - what's that about?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He is the man the rest of us can only dream of being
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Only the BEST POSTING EVER
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post543641
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:38, Reply)

That is fantastic and permanently wins the internet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 12:43, Reply)