I've just been watching The Gong Show Movie
not entirely sure how I feel about it. Surprisingly it's the only show worth viewing at this time of the morning. *yawns*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:40, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

They made a movie of the Gong Show???
Also, mornin, K-Dawg.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Yes, they did. It's called "The Gong Show Movie". It's a bit shit.
Mornin' Roo-Roo-Roota
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Is it set in the 70s?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Released in 1980, the description says "A TV host and his girlfriend seek relief from his show and its zany would-be contestants"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Oh my god so it's not new?
I have to bloody see this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Nope, it even looks old and everything
they've had a bit of performing and everything
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Do you remember it too?
Wasn't it ace.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Yeah, Channel Four re-ran it in the 80s didn't they.
We used to howl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

OH MY GOD this woman on here is wearing a shirt that says make me an offer
I need that shirt
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Why?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

how will they know I'm up for offers otherwise?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:56, Reply)

According to Chompy desperate women smell of desperation.
So they know already.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm hardly desperate, Beej.
If that were the case my shirt would say "looking for offers"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Good to hear.
You have youth on your side.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:05, Reply)

I used to love the Gong show.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

My favorite old tv show is Match Game

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Confessions of a Dangerous Mind?
Or is there another one?


edit: Oh wow, I just googled it, I want to see that now!
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I don't know what this is
but I'm replying to you anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

The Gong Show was like America's not got talent, in the olden days.
It was proper wrong and boss.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I see, I can imagine you knowing that
what with you being old and all. Being all young and sprightly and not having a dodgy hip, I wouldn't know that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I have a dodgy hip at the mo.
because of this, along with various other injuries, I can conclude that exercise is not for me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Exercise is Great.
I'm going to run over 3 miles tonight.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Does walking 2 miles count?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Only if it got your heart pumping.

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Exactly
if you aren't breathing quickly and raising a sweat, you're not moving fast enough.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Old ladies walk swifter than I do
I can't seem to get any momentum
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:21, Reply)

ew

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

it's shit and dangerous

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I'm going to exercise your fiance on friday night.
If you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

he hasn't seen me for almost two weeks
so it's likely he might hump your leg.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

We are going to go to a strip club and I'll buy him a private dance.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Greetings, Krizzo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Oh Monty Monty Mingleton
*pounces*

How are you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Super-shit.
I might even go as far as to say mecha-shit - possibly even turbo-shit.

I am ill and stressed and boo hoo boo hoo woe is me.

How're you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

all of what you said there
but I'm not old so it's okay
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Why are you so stressed out K?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

It's you, Al.
You're doing her lid in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I can believe that.
I'm an awful human being. It's all I can do right now to avoid mentioning the fact that you're old, going grey and nearly bankrupt.

And I've not even managed to do that. That's how awful I am.

To redeem myself I let a b3tan stay in my spare room last night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

ew why would you do that?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:52, Reply)

She let me sleep on her floor last month, so I thought I'd return the favour.
We went for sushi and she apologised in advance if she woke us up with her breast pump in the night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

christ

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

So he could eat their packed lunch whilst they slept.
And so he could comb their pillow after they left this morning, and, sobbing folornly, try to glue their hairs to his gleaming pate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

:(

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Sorry Al but it was funny.
You have to take it if you like to give it out.
( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

All over your face?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:02, Reply)

YEAH BABY!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:03, Reply)

this is so disturbing

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)

can't pay my bills, Al
I figure when I get to NY I will spend a portion of the time hooking, and so then I will be caught up
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

I heard the hookers in New York are paved with gold.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

6 am too early to have nachos?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Nope, perfect time I reckon.
Breakfast of champions.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Well that makes one of us.
*cries old-person tears*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

*catches in glass jars*
*sells to museums for jew gold*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

...thus completing the cycle of irony once again....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:58, Reply)

it's too early for me to understand this joke

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 10:59, Reply)