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I would love more than anything to spend the rest of my life learning stuff. I detest the real world, the responsibility of earning a living etc - I consider it an imposition and just not fair.

I would like to learn how to make swords, and to become the world expert on Genghis Khan, for example. These are just two of a thousand pointless fields of knowledge I desire.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sounds a bit larpy to me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I must make it clear
that at no point would I like to run full tilt into a barbecue, and also I don't want to make them out of foam
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I want to learn how to make crowns, Monty.
It's pointless but I'd love to learn.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Then you could work for burger king.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

they make burgers chompy, come on now, I thought you were the "smart one" of the group

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

that's just a polite way of calling him ugly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

THEY ALSO GIVE OUT THOSE PAPER CROWNS WHICH WAS THE JOKE I WAS MAKING

(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:59, Reply)

worst joke ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No that's "what type of pastry makes bakers the most money?"
Profit--eroles
(PsychoChomp, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Why did the baker have brown hands?
Post your bakery related jokes here folks:
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:14, Reply)

He was a coprophilliac
Also, I already gave you the correct answer to this several days ago.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I only know one joke
*sadface*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:26, Reply)

It's all Adam's fault
blame it on him.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:51, Reply)