this is the stupidest thing I've ever read

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:43, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Yeah, why would a women bite someone
when there is a constant supply of cakes at hand.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Actually, had she been eating cakes through the labour it might not have taken so long.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:46, Reply)

When all the muscles in your belly
are contracting at the same time, and a big baby is kicking your stomach, you don't feel much like eating, I heard.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Eating was the last thing she wanted to do.
I recommend that you stock up on high sugar energy drinks in order to keep your blood-sugar levels up. If they dip, then the contractions will reduce and you will labour for much longer.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

are you a doctor?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:55, Reply)

More a quack

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

He's on the internet
which is about 9 tenths of the way to being a doctor.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Funnily enough
(if you've read the 2nd story down on my profile) some people seem to put more trust in me than their GPs. I should reiterate that these people are fools.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Thanks
We're taking loads of gas free lucozade with us.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:58, Reply)

yeah, why weren't she eating cakes? couldn't be because her hole was voluntarily stretching on it's own, or being physically ill
or a man standing over her saying "I know you feel bad but I feel worse, it's really hard seeing you in all this pain"
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Yes, Kristine, that is exactly what I said
I pretty much turned the whole experience around to be ALL ABOUT ME!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:50, Reply)

It must have been so hard for you.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Yeah, I toss around the "worse for the dad" thing to annoy my wife.
And in this instance for Aber's benefit.
I am well aware that childbirth is horrific for women. It is not physically painful for men (apart from the biting), but that doesn't mean it is more fun.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 12:00, Reply)