I went to the not-a-christening naming ceremony of the daughter of a former colleague
Where they had given her the middle names Sailor Joy.
It made me laugh, anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

what a couple of retards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

To be fair to them
They are selling her services down at the docks
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

To be even more fair, I'm their biggest customer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Sense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

'Naming ceremony'?
What utter fucking cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)

I thought that
But they at least had the decency to hold it in a room too small for the number of guests they'd invited, so I was able to nick out to the pub and miss that bit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I can beat this.
My mate has three kids:
Autumn Amber Mara, Kai Sebastian Loki and Conan Isaac Draco.

He nearly stopped talking to us when he announced the latest and his friends, to a man, pissed them selves. He totally fails to see how a "traditional Irish name" like Conan can possibly get his third born bullied at school.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Was it named after the harry potter character?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Probably
The other 2 have obscure Star Wars names that you only know if you've read the books, apparently.

This is the same guy who walked down the aisle to the Imperial March, I was best man and got 10 seconds warning, it was a struggle to keep a straight face.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

what was he even doing walking down the aisle?
shouldn't he be at the front shitting himself?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

OK, maybe he was and we walked up with his wife
it was a while back and I only remember the walking and the trying not to piss myself, it was a registry office do, and not all that conventional so who knows.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

either way it's well fucking weird
I'd be happy to introduce a law that people like that should be banned from breeding. I believe the French and Kiwis have some prior form in that respect.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

He's a good chap otherwise
but I won't defend any of the actions listed here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Oh, I know, as I said below
I've got mates like that. Some form of total blind spot relating to integrating their interests into every facet of their life. I'm just trying to imagine what they would think of me turning up in salopettes to my wedding and calling my children Mercian Black Widow and Rossignol Bandit.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I don't even know what these things mean, but I get the point.
I think you should be allowed to be a silly as you like at your wedding, although I reserve the right to laugh, but saddling your kinds with silly names is just cruel.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)

It was a 'civil partnership' no doubt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

I could not be part of something like that, I know it's selfish, but i just couldn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

He was my best mate.
If he wanted to be a tawt it was none of my concern. I also sported a pony tail and a poor teenage tasch at the time, I think I did enough violence to his wedding photos to pay him back
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

POIDH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

If only you were my frind on Face book I think I have one up...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I keep my real life seperate, nothing personal
i shall be growing a moustache in November for Movember, hopefully it will not be too teenage-like
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I already have one, but this one is much more awesome.
I understand the separation, this is why I have a separate account for b3ta peoples.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Mara is the name of Luke Skywalkers girlfriend
I could not tell you for love or money how I know that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This sounds about right.
Geek.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Very true
but I still don't know how I know that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I only know there were books due to this guy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Just wait until the kid comes home, talking about crushing his enemies.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

One can only hope.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It's giving them a middle name out of Harry Potter that's going to get them kicked to fuck.
A friend of mine swore, absolutely swore blind, he'd call his son Axl. Thank fuck he's only had daughters and his wife's too old to resprog now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Where's phillijoe when you need him?
I think his kids are called "Han Solo" and "Larp Firefly", or some shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Akira, probably.
I, jokingly argued for "the" and "destroyer" as middle names, but I don't think I'd ever have gone through with it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Thank God there hasn't been a dismal modern remake....oh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

One is Akira Fear-her
and the other is Leia Princess Alderaan
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)