Could be worse. You could be WestApe sat in front of his machine touching himself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

why just westape
this probably applies to all the guys on here!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

*raises hand*
Anyway, she must be lying - everyone knows that any girls on the internet are either naked or, at the most, wearing lingerie.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

not on free sites like this one
that being said, i AM wearing lingerie, i don't come to work commando (very often). it's just that it's hidden under very thick opaque winter tights and a business suit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Haha
I was going to add: or are HOT LAWYERS with BIG BOOBS!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

i am hot today
these tights are bloody opaque and the air-con in here isn't as fierce as it usually is.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I bet your office smells like Grimsby harbour in August.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:47, Reply)

eeeeow
firstly, the air-con is usually arctic in here, so it's freezing in august. secondly, NO.

that is just WRONG.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Maybe if my wife goes out later, but not at this moment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:33, Reply)

'I don't want anybody else, when i think about you 'battered' I touch myself, oooh oooh ohhh'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:30, Reply)

You fucker.
that's my earworm for the week sorted.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Myn pleasure ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 11:35, Reply)