That's not too far from the truth, actually.
I nearly blew it after the first five minutes, mind, as she complimented me on the awesome (what else) jacket I was wearing and I responded, without thinking, "Thanks, my wife bought it for me".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:25, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It's a wonder she gave me a second chance, really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:30, Reply)

....amongst all the other Morpeth talent?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I heard it's like "celebrity love island" up there
only with less tropical islands and more coal burning stoves
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Morpeth is actually very nice indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I'd like to live back there at some point.
But at the moment where we are is nice and convenient.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

You know, it's years since I had a 'proper' night out in Morpeth.
I tend to go for the quieter pubs these days. But you certainly used to see some interesting sights...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Bigg Market-esque?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Not quite as bad.
But close.

Sadly, one of my favourite pubs there is being knocked down soonish to make way for a new bloody supermarket.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*shudders*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 15:43, Reply)