*does that thing where they sit on the shitter with their laptop*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*ignores roota until she's done shitting
and pulled her pants up*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Can't say she'll always flush the chain
*HMHB lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:07, Reply)

CRUCIFIXION NAILS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

To help your 'movement'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHK-C62nzYE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Woss fink lar?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-15356158
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Totally did it.
Who else looks like that in 2011?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Me!
I've got the tache and perm. FACT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Hahahahaa
Is it natural or is there a monthly appointment with perm lotion and curling papers?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

It's a big FIB Roots!
Blousie will tell ya I've got neither!

Hey, I'm off to 'North of the border' again next week, want to me to find out if anyone is looking for poo-machines, or are you quite fixed on where you fancy working?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I just want nice freindly uni/library/admin happy person do a bit of organising if they want like cos I can but don;t mind being total pleb work thanks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

I'll forward your very specific details!
:)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Thanks Jeff.
I'm actually very capable and also make the workplace BOSS.
I got complimented on making everyone get along the other day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

You sound like the sort of person I could work with.
Only I'm not recruting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:37, Reply)

WHEN I NEEEEEED LOVE, I JUST CLOSE MY EEEEEYES AND I TOOOOOOUCH LOVE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Keeping me warm night and day.
Leo Sayer lols.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

IT'S COLD OUT SO HOLD OUT
Here the washing macine might always be this noisy or it might be because I'm near it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

AND HEAR WHAT I SAY...................

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

What the fuck?!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

Sorry it's been a while.
AND DO LIKE I DO............
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

More like it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

You would not believe the image I have of you based on some of the stuff you post.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

What stuff I post? About shit?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:09, Reply)

that and general scousness

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Oh, you mean my 'tache.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:11, Reply)

He likes ladies with facial hair.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:12, Reply)

what about beards whats his stance on beards

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Not keen as his is not as awesome as his tache.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

well thats me out of the fucking running aint it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

FEEL MY PAIN!

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

sumink to hold on to, innit?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

That's what our hips are for.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Stop that you dirty cow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

its all getting a bit fucking podka in here i think we should rein it the fuck in

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

I don't know what that means, but they sometimes get a bit humpy in here if that's what you're on about.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:28, Reply)

*humps*

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

*drags arse right along the fucking rug and gets out of there*
SHE DID THE *VERBS*!!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

cant believe you know not. its b3ta history
my knickers are red and they have podka dots on

brace yourself
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Pfft! I have never worn polka dot knickers in my life.
Truefact! Although I am old and may have forgotten an episode of polka dot knicker wearing in my youth.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:38, Reply)

OH THAT

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 23:01, Reply)

only for certain activities

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

and shell suit
For some reason in my mind your a ging too, sorry.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:13, Reply)

You know that is a sore point because my dad wanted a ginger daughter and I only ever managed sandy or auburn :(

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

haha you fucking failure

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

mocking me with your very existence you prick!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:17, Reply)

LORDING IT

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Lord of the prance.
Jump and prance.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Well, in myy mind you are a flaming carrot
In a purple shellsuit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:23, Reply)

She's actually a cross between Louise Brooks and Bet Lynch.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

sadly I am from london
And thus cannot picture either of these women, although I suspect one is from a gahstly northern soap my dad watches, but then he married a northern bird and she corrupted him
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Google you muppet.

( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I'm on my phone
And going to bed inna sec, buut just for you....

Edit: louise brooks = would untill it dropped off. Bet Lynche = yes, as I feared *shudders*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

There is a bird in this city with the same name as me
and she is a bit of a tomboy and totally ginger and everyone thinks she's me but she's not and if I find out she's my dad's secret daughter she is dead.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Woo, scouse fights, awesome.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)