Tongue Twister
RSwipe has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
RSwipe has a square cut punt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

*claps*

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:10, Reply)

square it may be
the clap, however, it does NOT have.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:35, Reply)

No most gayers carry clhamydia so you're more likely to have caught that. If he ever got it up that is.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:42, Reply)

getting it up was not his problem
other things. those were his problems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Finishing off? Imagining you were Jason Donovan? "Getting you there"? Stealing your hair products?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I will hear naught against Le Donovan

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Not hitting the "right" hole?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:49, Reply)

"in off the pink on to the brown"
I hope to hear this in snooker commentary at some point.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:51, Reply)

"were"
Do I correctly detect a past tense here? Has he been binned?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:50, Reply)

think so, yes
it's sad for lots of reasons, but i have a date next week, so i'm not going to dwell on the sad parts, i'm just going to do what i do best - squash them down, pretend everything is great, and smile brilliantly at everyone!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Well you have my sympathies
to whatever extent you deserve or want them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

thank you
i am just trying not to think about him....... so i don't collapse into a heap of GOD I MISS HIM!

he was a bit of an idiot in many many respects, so hopefully it won't take long.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Good luck with that if you're posting on here.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

ha
i'm a tough old cookie
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)