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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's an option in any meeting as long as you a) have the balls and b) know that you're important enough to the meeting to get away with it. You need to tell people at the start you're going to do it, though.
EDIT - obviously, if you're meeting a client, condition b) probably doesn't apply, I appreciate. Although as a tactic to get business it might work better than you think...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
is that the meeting can be going brilliantly, in that we are making real progress to crack the case or to get the parties nearer each other and further away from the court. it's a successful meeting and must not be terminated.
doesn't stop it being fucking DULL, old buddy old pal. how would you like to spend 5 hours going through a 100 page terminal dilapidations report agreeing liability and quantum for each item of disrepair?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:44, Reply)
there's been timewasting by all parties. Fuck 'em. I've got better things to do with my time.
Usually meetings take too long because too many people are present. In my answer above, in option b), if you aren't important enough to the meeting to get away with walking out, ask yourself what the fuck you're in the meeting for in the first place ;)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:46, Reply)
innit?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Meaning that many lawyers can spend much expensive time sorting it out for the rest of us.
Not that I would say such a thing of course, oh no.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)
they spend 3 hours playing jenga and then 25 mins nailing down an agreement, a swift congratulatory line or two and then bill for 3.5 hours. Rounded up to 4, of course, cos you don't bill fractions of an hour. Job done.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)
imagine a 5 day trial. counsel's brief fee might be £25,000 plus a refresher fee of £8,000 per day.
that's a fairly hefty disb!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Only A I ever got in my academic career that was, true story.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:05, Reply)
revealed that if she thinks about a case while she is, for example, showering in the morning, then she will tot this up as time spent on the case and charge accordingly. Not sure if this includes disbs though.
*No lawyer is a friend of mine
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)
I own several lawyers and a barrister, mind you.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)
that is exactly it.
it's like you have a spycam following my every move.
which would not surprise me.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Tell me you don't have the occasional game of scrabble just to add 20 minutes to the bill.
And, of course I do. There's no point going at stalking half-cocked now, is there?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)
shame on you for lowering the tone.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)
And with that, I'm off to scare some second years. toodle-pip.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)
if i walk out within 45 mins, i can bill £332 plus VAT and disbursements.
if it lasts 5 hours, i can bill £2,075 plus VAT and disbs.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 9:55, Reply)
photocopying, counsel's fees, travel to court, taxis, food, legal process server's fees, court fees etc etc.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)
lawyers don't eat normally, apparently. That can be the only justifiable reason for food being an "expense"
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)
so you have a room for your clients, a room for the other side and their lawyers, and a room for the mediator, that is 3 x lunch. now we are a fancy city firm. we're not talking a pikey packet of prawn mayo. we're talking a proper catered buffet.
someone gotta pay for that shit!
obviously i don't charge for lunches if i am not actually in a meeting and spending money on the client...
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)
but I'm fairly sure when my company lays on lunch for a client they don't actually charge them for it.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)
or other costly legal proceeding based on the tone of this conversation.
Where as actually my divorce was amicable with not a lawyer in sight and the only time I've been in a court was as an observer.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)
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